A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the > > house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, > > "Honey, pack your bags... I won the lottery!" > > The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff > > or mountain stuff?" > > "Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out. >

Kinda predictable, but funny nontheless.

poor little man.

thats harsh......

Lucky man, alimony is great

lol...I was thinking the same thing...

"Okay hun, I'll leave...after all, with half your winnings, I can probably get a new wife with a good bit less fat around the ass anyway "

hahaha thats pretty damn funny

LoL! As u do!!! Why would you want to share the money, its not like it could help others or would be a good thing to do. I mean really!?!?!? .LOL!