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Loonboy
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Should Children Witness Child Birth?

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.

Heidi (the mother) pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.  Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again."


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CertifiedPublicAssasin
lol
Janiel
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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AliceCoopersGirl
Good one Loonboy laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif thumbsup.gif
Dancing_Dumplings
laugh.gif lmao thats great
Daughter of the Nine Moons
laugh.gif good one LB
earthygirl04
OMG!! laugh.gif That's cute! grin2.gif
BurnSide
hahaha aaawwwwwwwwwww!!
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