ok, not sure if it's a good idea, and i was thinking about putting it in the artists hangout but because of it's "insane" nature i think it belongs here. Here goes: i tell a story that ends with a choice that you decide for example "gabe is walking down the path and meet's the sporkish army, what does gabe do?" then the next person replies "gabe pulls out his sword and kills the army" then i say "gabe pulls out sword, but the army is to strong, OH NO! RUN GABE RUN!" anyone wants to be included/quest star in the story tell me. So here i go:

Gabe wakes up to the sound of a flying frying pan. He walks down the stairs and get's a call from the evil banana "hello" says the evil banana "yo!" says gabe " if you don't give me 200 bucks in 23 hours 11 mins and 56,3534535456656464564 seconds I'll eat all the cheese in the world" But gabe is broke, and they don't have a bank in his realm, what does gabe do?

Gabe decides to sell all of the evil banana's possesions



...Am I playing this right?

great dot9m! yes you're playing right:

gabe decides to sell al of the evil bananas possesions, but has no idea how to get a hold of them, so he packs up his gear, and heads toward the evil bananas house to steal all his evil possesions of doom. On his way he meats Wayne Knight "I'm fat and ugly" says Wayne, while he eats his snickers. In fact! Wayne is so fat he's bloking Gabes passage, now gabe's stuck!!! What does gabe do?

If I finished a story I'd get in trouble. LOL

LOL he takes a new snickers bar and tosses it far to the left.

gabe throws the snickersbar and Wayne run's, the ground is shaking. Gabe continues his jurney towards the castle, he walks and walks and walks until he meets his friend Jock "WAAAAAAAAAAASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!????" says jock. Gabe tells jock the story. "wow! sounds like a problem there. Hey I'll join ya? What about that?"
but gabe finds Jock annoying and doesnt want him to join, but gabe knows that if he hurts Jocks feelings the earth will melt. How does gabe tell jock he can't join without hurting his feelings?

gabe, this is the best idea you have made up since the spoke!
I know! gabe has to call me (the banana pie eater) to come and help you!

great, BPE is the first gueststar anyone else want to be in the story tell me:

Gabe picks up his cell phone

Jock: who are you calling?
Gabe: the banana pie eater!
jock: the....banana pie eater? Who the hek is the banana pie eater?
BPE arives in an old bolt fordor
BPE: hey gabe! so what's the problem?
jock: he owes the evil banana money
gabe: um, no Jock this is something else
BPE looks shocked at gabe
BPE: gabe, are you gambling again?
gabe: NO!
jock looks at both of them
jock: This looks like it's betwen you, so I'll leave
and jock does so
gabe: thank you BPE
BPE: thanks for what?
gabe: never mind

gabe and BPE walk down the road when they come to a sign that says " left: DANGER! DANGER! Crocodiles... The most dangerous species in australia
right: road that leads away from the evil bananas home" What does gabe do?

Oh Dot wants to guest star too!!

Gabe calls The Daughter of the Nine Moons for help

sure thing DOT!

BPE and gabe are standing near the sign "we need help!" says BPE "I know! We'll call DOT" gabe picksup cell "hi" says DOT "hello, this is gabe. We have come to a sign that says "left: DANGER! DANGER! Crocodiles... The most dangerous species in australia
right: road that leads away from the evil bananas home"" " australia is groovy, i'd choose left" says DOT "then left it is" says gabe. They walk down the left road, when DOT appears out of nowhere "hey dot!" says gabe (with no caps) "hi, i brought this demon with me" says dot. "great!" says gabe. So they walk and walk and walk and walk, until they meet a demon hunter "OH NO! HE'S GONNA KILL THE DEMON!!!!" says BPE (in all caps, breaking the allcaps rule). What do they do?

out of caracter: maybe i should starts posting dialogs the same way as last one.

they call me, to prevent the demons death

gabe calls chupapoo to use his hammer of hairy monkey butt!

Snuffy comes in, begging for attention

gabe falls to his knees, looks to the sky, and cries out. "NOOO!!!!!!"
the 'no' echoes as the camera zooms out. then ninjas flip out and kill gabe.

You can ask me to use my Japanese judo attack to destroy the evil Demon Hunter and send him back to the shadows!

wow! so many people:

all of a sudden, Janiel appears to kill the demon hunter, But Chupapoo already did using his hammer of hairy monkey butt!
BPE: crap! i was gonna use my japanese judo attack
snuffy: Hello everybody!
nobody notices snuffy, and gabe falls to his knees looks at the sky and yells "NOOO!!!!!!" without any reason at all!!! the "no" echoes as the camera zooms out. Then ninjas flip out and kill gabe. Now gabe is dead. Death walks up to gabe.
death: your going to hell!!
OH NO! PANIC! SCREEEEAAAAM! what does gabe do now

out of character: well i got everybodys idea in there

Oh... That was a hard one!...
Arrrrrgh! I can't come up whit anything!
hmmmm............Oh! noooo....
I know! gabe ask's death to take a challenge!
If death wins your go to hell.
If gabe wins he gets replaced by Ronald Mc Donald!

excelent:

gabe: what about a round of rock paper scissors? if i win ill be replaced by ronald mcdonald, if you win, i go to hell?
death: no
gabe: ok, if you win i go to hell AND you get a donut
death: IT'S A DEAL!
so they play rock paper scissors. And death wins!....... no I'm just kidding, gabe wins, and he is revived and replaced by ronald.
everybody:yaaaaaay!
purple guy from the mcdonalds resturants: Hey! you sent mcdonalds to hell and you're going to pay!!!
the purple guy pulls out his "super mega atomic nuclear laser gun". Great! Now what do i do?

Before i geting an idea i will just know one thing!
Is Bpe, dot, snuffy, janiel and chupapoo there?

I still want to play.

Gabe uses one of Dot's moons to deflect the "super mega atomic nuclear laser gun" blast. Then Dot makes her pet demon eat the purple Dude "

previously on the gabe story:the purple guy pulls out his "super mega atomic nuclear laser gun".

how will this end? stay tuned for this episode of the gabe story!:

Gabe panicks, he has no idea what to do.
Gabe: Wait! DOT i need one of your moons to deflect the "super mega atomic nuclear laser gun"
DOT: okey-dokey
The moons deflects the beam...the beam looks kinda harmless...and it hits the purple guy
purple: ouch! *starts crying* I'm telling mom
but the demon eats purple, before he has the chance.
gabe: oh buhuhu. Come on gang lett's go
shagy: yikes! it's the demonic radio-active mutated monkey from hell phantom!
gabe: it's just harry.
harry: hi! where are you going?
gabe: to the evil banana.
harry: can i join you? I need some courage.
gabe: sorry he doesn't grant wishes
harry: oh....ok......well.........u'hu.......... see ya!
harry runs like hell.
janiel: that guy freaks me out.
shagy: look a double sandwitch whit peanut butter!
gabe: no it's a trap!
but it's already to late the aliens have landed and are going to take over the world! MUAHAHAHAHA! how will this end? will they survive? Will kerry win the election? and where did shagy come from? all this will be answered next time on... "the gabe story!"

thanks to BPE for putting phantom in "demonic radio-active mutated monkey from hell phantom!"

i decide to hunt down harry

ok:

Janiel: come back harry!!!
janiel runs after harry
alien: this is sick! Lett's take over another world!
all other aliens: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
they fly away
chupapoo: what just happened?
gabe: i don't know, but i wont ask
janiel finaly reaches harry, and kills him with a knife.
shagy: Yikes! it's the harry ghost phantom!
snuffy: harry ghost phantom?
gabe: shagy you're being paranoid, there are no ghosts.
elvis: hello!
everybody: hi
DOT: you look great today
elvis: thank you, thank you very much
shagy is about to summon all the evil people in the world
BPE: hes gone mad with power!

oh no! what do we do?

Dot quickly pulls out a box of scooby snacks.

shagy is almost finished, then he notices DOTs box of scoobysnacks
shagy: scooby snacks!*swollows the hwole box, and lunches into the air like a rocket*

gabe:... *looks at watch* .... * looks back into the air* ....... *waits*
janiel: I don't think he's coming back.
gabe: ah, whatever.
DOT: hey, look what's that! *points*
gabe: it's the cursed rune of mr.t!
DOT: groovy
gabe: no, it's not groovy, if you look at it for 5 seconds you turn into a cupcake.
wayne: mmmm... cupcake
gabe: NO WAYNE DON'T!
wayne stares at rune for 5 seconds *Poof* he's a cupcake! GASP!
snuffy: poor wayne... All he wanted was a cupcake.
gabe: There's nothing we can do... We'll have tro move on
janiel: where did the cupcake go?
chupapoo: mmm, this cupcake is delicius!
everybody except chupapoo: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
neo: there is no cupcake!
gabe: it's because i chupapoo ate it.
neo: no there is no cupcake!
gabe: what the.... wirdo
everybody walks a way from Neo.... But then... BUT THEN! smith apears
smith: it ends tonight
but gabe doesn't want it to end. What do we do?

Everyone (gabe, bpe, dot, janiel, snuffy, elvis) quickly huddles together to discuss options... everyone except neo who is still looking for a cupcake and poor chupa who's poor tummy is really begining to hurt

Finally! I can now use my Japanese Judo attacks to stop smith!
Ayyyyyyieeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

everyone huddles togheter to discuss options

gabe: we could just use one of DOTs moons again, to crush him.
DOT:i don't think so.
janiel: I'll take care of him!
gabe: how?
janiel: um...
snuffy: what if we run away?
gabe: there's got to be something else we can do!
elvis: no there aint... you're nothing but a hound dog!
BPE: i can use my japanese judo attack
everybody looks at each other
gabe: ok, go for it
BPE uses his judo attack in slowmotion and hits smith, but then smith knocks him to the ground, BPE gets up again
smith: why do you continue to fight... Is it for peace? is it for freedom? maybe it's for love? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS?
BPE: it's for banana pie!
BPE hits smith with a winning blow.
snuffy: now letts go look for chupa
so we walk around in circles for 10 minutes, before we decide to REALLY go look for him. We find him throwing up down the canyon of doom!
chupa: i think I'm going to need a doctor!
Neo: there is no do...
Gabe: SHUTUP NEO!
BPE uses his japanese judo attack on Neo
gabe: thank you
BPE: np
a magical ambulance falls from the sky... And hits Elvis
DOT: elvis is dead!
Gabe: you hear that people! Elvis IS dead, so stop saying he's alive.
chupa gets draged in the ambulance
ambulance( yes it can speak) : you need a ride?
gabe: to the castle!!!
so they all ride in the magical flying ambulance that can speak.
snuffy: you know it's a good thing that wayne turned into a cupcake, or this thing would fall to the ground
they all have a laught.
BANG!
gabe: what the?
BPE: it's a meteor shower!!!

How do they survive this? Is this the end? of course not! what kind of story would that be?

I use my hair as an invincable umbrella

Dot starts singing the old Forgotten Rebels song "Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead
The big fat guy is dead, dead, dead"


Oh yeah the meteor shower....DOT yells "Run for cover!"

btw gabe...brilliant thread!

an apple falls on tulls head, and he discovers the formula for anit-matter!

Me_Again steps in
*waves her magic wand, the scenery changes
*we all eat the apples
"Ohhhh noooo those are the forbidden apples"

I agreed! Wow! I was cool when I used my Japanese Judo Attack against Agent Smith!
This thread rocks!

thank you DOT, BPE. Oooh! invisible umbrella, gotta get one of those:

an apple falls on tulls head

tull: hey! I just discovered the formula for anti-matter.
But Janiel uses his hair as an invisible umbrella.
DOT: great, but your hair can't keep it back forever. RUN FOR COVER!
me again: no need *waves her magic wand, the scenery changes*
gabe: ...
me again:
gabe: ...
me again:
gabe: where did you come from?
BPE: apples!!!!
they all go to eat the apples.
Me again: wait a sec... These are the forbidden apples.
snuffy: oops! what's gonna happen now?
gabe: well, I think we where supposed to gain "infinite knowledge" of some sort, but comon! What's the chance that would ever happen?
DOT: well somethings got to happen.
a peanut falls on gabes head
gabe: ouch! you have no idea how much that hurts
the magical ambulance fall down again
janiel: *sigh* letts just get chupa out of the ambulance and continue.
ambulance: need a ride?
gabe: TO THE.... No wait we've been trough this... Letts see.... to sporkatraze!
snuffy: good thing wayne tu...
gabe: snuffy!!!
snuffy: sorry
on their way to sporkatraze they meet Olaf Thundermoen


Olaf: i am going to smash your head!

oh fiddlesticks (sorry for stealing your word BPE)! A viking from norway! what do they do?

thundermoen.... Hahaha

Snowy is standing on a rock above the viking she drops a HUGE snowball on his head.... pushing his helmet down over his eyes.

He can't see.......waddling like a duck and trundles off into the distance shouting "my horse, my horse, a helmet remover for my horse"

Snowy waves to everyone *waves*

snowbaby throws huge a snowball at Olafs head, pushing his helmet over his eyes

Olaf: my horse! my horse! A helmet remover for my horse!
snowy waves, everybody waves back
gabe: where do these people keep coming from?
snowy: hi guys!
gabe: wassup?
BPE: yo
DOT: hello
Janiel: aloha
snuffy: hi
me again: bonjuer
chupa: um... greetings
snowy: so what are you doing?
me again: where going to sell the evil bananas stuff
gabe: how did you know?
me again: i have been following you for a long time...
gabe takes a step away
snowy: cool can i join you?
gabe: sure, but we must go trough sporkatraze first
they all wander trough sporkatraze
shagy: yikes! it's you again!
gabe: shagy? what are you doing here?
shagy: i was put in jail after trying to summon all the evil in the world!
And then i found out there is a police officer phantom here
police officer phantom: Booga! booga! booga!
shagys feet start spinning around like he's trying to run, but can't!
And even worse the phantom is invinsible and can't be harmed by physical... stuff! Yikes is this the end?

Janiel, Snuffy and Dot are Non-Corporeal Beings so they can fight the police officer phantom

I use my super depression powers. and make the phantom SOOO depressed he just goes home and cries

yes, that too Dot

*waves magic wand, the scenery changes - a purple brick road appears

"wow I wonder how much money we're going to get, when we make it to sporkatraze and sell the evil bananas stuff"

*Elvis appears along the way, we let him join us on the purple brick road - he is searching for his heart

ok people, if i get multiple ideas, i might no longer use ALL of them, It'll be kinda hard if to people tell me to do the exact opposite:

Janiel, DOT and snuffy fight the police officer phantom. Shagys legs are still spinning.

hamburgler: rubble, rubble, rubble.

police officer phantom: OH NO! ahhhhhhhhhhhh! * gets sent back to Dys.... Oh Dys! that's thugh*

gabe: excelent! no lett's move!
cop: I'm sorry, i really don't want to but Your under arrest for murdering, will you please forgive me?
DOT: but he was already dead.
cop: WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION? *slaps DOT*
everybody: shock!

later............ In jail!!!!

BPE: man, this sucks!
gabe: Rah! Rah! Rah!
BPE: what?
DOT: how do we get out?
there is a wierd noise in the vent
Gabe: who.... Who's there?
solid cake drops down
gabe: Who are you?
sc: I'm here to save you
gabe: what?
sc: I'm the pawn they sent to save your worthless butt!
gabe: what?
sc: I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE!
gabe: oh
guards start apearing all over the place, cake pulls out his gun
SC: shoo!!!
Gabe: don't talk to us like rookies!
SC: I'M TELLING YOU SHOOT *codecs beap* this is cake
campell: To aim push the weapon button, to shoot push the action button
SC: what are you talking about?
Campell: um...
SC: never mind

SC is the only one who can shoot, and he can't kill the guards all by himself.
What do they do?

I'll hope thouse guards got weapons because i'm gonna grab on!
(And shoot of course)

LMAO!!!!
Phantom cop is mine...just remember that

Yeah dot...
I was in shock when i saw that!
By the Way gabe, you forgot to write about Me again ( not me) and snowbaby.

what? You mean i diden't include their ideas?

p.s. gotta take a short break from this thread so i can see whats going on in the real world

I meant that you didnt wrote about them!

Is this the end of the gabe story?

I don't think so...
C'mon gabe! You said a short break! Not a looooooooong stupid and lazy break!

You tell him BPE otherwise...good idea we can have a revolt and change it to the BPE & Dot story

or the BPE, Dot and Janiel story