Ok, heres what you do kiddies. Get a grape, any ol' grape will do nicely. Now cut that sucker in half! Well... almost, make sure the two halves are still connected by the grape skin. Now, pull the two halves in opposite direction. MAKE SURE as to not to rip the skin, just stretch it. Now, throw it in the microwave, make sure the inside halves are placed down. Now enter whatever time you want (you'll only need like 13 seconds.) Watch the cool grape crap its metaphorical pants. If you dont see something amazing. Grab a new grape, and do the needed steps above. Go....go try it. You're done reading. Go! No more window love.

Damn out of Grapes off to the store I go, "Honey I am going to the store for a grape be back in a couple of minutes. Do you need anything? Ohhh you need a sip of tea, you got it babe"