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fearfulone

Oct 14 2004, 08:53 PM

QUOTE(AtticusBlueprint @ Oct 9 2004, 05:45 PM)

Best Triumph skit was the one where he went to the Star Wars premiere

Triumph:When is he due?
Pregnant Women:June 27, six weeks
Triumph:Wow...Thats the last time he'll ever see female genitalia

Triumph:So this is to help you to breathe?
"Darth Vader":Yes
Triumph:And which one of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up?

Triumph:What substance was Han Solo frozen in?
Crowd:Carbonite!
Triumph:No, I'm sorry, the correct answer is "who gives a sh*t".
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very true, i think that is the best skit he's ever done. Although...i like the masturbating bear as well...i dont think he can take the masturbating bear with him to the Tonight Show?

Disinterested

Oct 14 2004, 09:02 PM

He hasn't done the masturbating bear skit in a while now. I don't know if he even does that one at all anymore.

BurnSide

Oct 14 2004, 09:46 PM

hahah masturbating bear.

ChrisC098

Oct 14 2004, 09:49 PM

I never got to see the masturbating bear.

BurnSide

Oct 14 2004, 09:50 PM

You're missing out big time.

ChrisC098

Oct 14 2004, 10:01 PM

I wanna see it

Disinterested

Oct 14 2004, 10:08 PM

Do you have kazaa? You could probably download a skit.

ChrisC098

Oct 14 2004, 10:24 PM

Dont search masturbateing bear in kazaa.

Disinterested

Oct 14 2004, 10:28 PM

QUOTE(KCET @ Oct 14 2004, 11:24 PM)

Dont search masturbateing bear in kazaa.

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Search for "conan" and "bear".

BurnSide

Oct 14 2004, 10:50 PM

LOL!!

Mishari

Oct 15 2004, 12:05 AM

Conan is the best and he everyone knows that Leno doesn't have his "thing" anymore, actually he never did. That guy never made me laugh once!! Seriously O'Brien Should replace Leno, Everytime i feel down or upset and i see Conan O'Brien's Show on i know he will make me laugh some way and he does.

BurnSide

Oct 15 2004, 12:06 AM

The only thing Leno ever had was the monday night headlines. I love those.

Disinterested

Oct 15 2004, 05:15 AM

Yeah, the headlines are awesome!!!

tigger

Oct 15 2004, 07:58 AM

QUOTE(KCET @ Oct 14 2004, 09:08 PM)

QUOTE(tigger @ Oct 13 2004, 03:07 AM)

i wouldnt say its the 'australian' in me... i just dont think his particular brand of humour is funny... and i can laugh at pretty much everything (save for messrs o'brian and leno and to a lesser extent letterman) i think its because american comedy is solely centred around everything in america. some american comedy is good, although i didnt see anything in seinfield..

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Although i do not agree with what you say, i'll defend to the death your right to say it.

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QUOTE(BurnSide @ Oct 14 2004, 09:11 PM)

No it's

Although i do not agree with what you say, i'll defend to the death your right to say it.
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lol

aww, shucks guys ...thanks

ps has anyone seen the subservient chicken link... type in what you want the chicken to do, and he'll do it http://www.subservientchicken.com/

BurnSide

Oct 15 2004, 02:41 PM

Well, he wont masturbate like the masturbaing bear does.

That's an old Burger King commercial.

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