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Lottie
Linky

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I'm sorry, my friend, but you would have been quartered. Ouch! Your arms and legs would have been strapped to four different horses and they would all run in different directions. Your hypocritical and backstabbing self would have caused you to get to that horrible fate. You would have turned your back on your masters. Shame, shame.

Ouch! ph34r.gif
Seraphina
This sounds like f...well...maybe not "fun"...but kinda cool grin2.gif


"Uh-oh. Watch as the fierce animals come to you, waiting to sink their teeth into your flesh. You would have been fed to wild beasts with your rebellious nature. Just be glad that you're not there now, unless you enjoy being chowed down by bits."


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Daughter of the Nine Moons
lmao

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You are a bad, bad person. You would have not even been executed; you would have been tortured! Whether stretched, pinned with needles, or facing the Iron Maiden...you would have felt the worst pain anyone had ever felt. Ease down, pal. No need to be so full of rage and hate!
Janiel
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Burn, burn, burn! You would have either been boiled in lead or burned at the stake. That's a very slow, painful way to die. Your disloyalty brought you there, buddy. Cheating on your spouse or losing an authority's trust would have been a bad choice.


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Velikovsky
I'm sorry, my friend, but you would have been quartered. Ouch! Your arms and legs would have been strapped to four different horses and they would all run in different directions. Your hypocritical and backstabbing self would have caused you to get to that horrible fate. You would have turned your back on your masters. Shame, shame.
BurnSide
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You better start dodging. You would have been either stoned or shot to death. Your deceitful tongue would have gotten you there. They did not have mercy for people like you. You better watch that mouth of yours. You could probably still get something thrown at you!



Phew, well, that's a relief!!
Diebytheflyguy
Uh-oh. Watch as the fierce animals come to you, waiting to sink their teeth into your flesh. You would have been fed to wild beasts with your rebellious nature. Just be glad that you're not there now, unless you enjoy being chowed down by bits.[attachmentid=6000]
The Banana Pie Eater!
I'm sorry, my friend, but you would have been quartered. Ouch! Your arms and legs would have been strapped to four different horses and they would all run in different directions. Your hypocritical and backstabbing self would have caused you to get to that horrible fate. You would have turned your back on your masters. Shame, shame.

I am happy that this is 2004!
gabe
got the same as burnsy. Glad i wouldent die a horrible painfull death, i consider being shoot a honorable death... And DOT i feel sorry for you laugh.gif
Britannica
You better start dodging. You would have been either stoned or shot to death. Your deceitful tongue would have gotten you there. They did not have mercy for people like you. You better watch that mouth of yours. You could probably still get something thrown at you!

Well, better than being quartered I suppose! grin2.gif
ChrisC098
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You are a bad, bad person. You would have not even been executed; you would have been tortured! Whether stretched, pinned with needles, or facing the Iron Maiden...you would have felt the worst pain anyone had ever felt. Ease down, pal. No need to be so full of rage and hate!

Hmm
Talon
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I'm sorry, my friend, but you would have been quartered. Ouch! Your arms and legs would have been strapped to four different horses and they would all run in different directions. Your hypocritical and backstabbing self would have caused you to get to that horrible fate. You would have turned your back on your masters. Shame, shame.


HEY! ME and Lottie are going to die the same way w00t.gif
The Banana Pie Eater!
Um... me too!
Dancing_Dumplings
Uh-oh. Watch as the fierce animals come to you, waiting to sink their teeth into your flesh. You would have been fed to wild beasts with your rebellious nature. Just be glad that you're not there now, unless you enjoy being chowed down by bits.
blink.gif ewwwww lol
gaz
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/T/T1000/1057358108_DNiceHang.JPG" border="0" alt="HASH(0x8a960ac)"><br>[/IMG]<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/T/T1000/1057358108_DNiceHang.JPG" border="0" alt="HASH(0x8a960ac)"><br>Well, with your obsession with stealing, you would<br>have ended up with a noose around your neck.<br>You would have either been a horse or gold<br>thief...probably both. Sucks to be you. You<br>would have died from suffocation after your<br>neck was cracked.
BurnSide
Man am i ever lucky eh.

You're all bad, all i did was swear!
gaz
right ok how do you get the image up?
ChrisC098
I check marked everything because I think I could do those things I just dont.
aliens_exist_luzerpunk182
You are a bad, bad person. You would have not even been executed; you would have been tortured! Whether stretched, pinned with needles, or facing the Iron Maiden...you would have felt the worst pain anyone had ever felt. Ease down, pal. No need to be so full of rage and hate!

well i'm not That mean. devil.gif am i? dontgetit.gif wink2.gif
AliceCoopersGirl

"Uh-oh. Watch as the fierce animals come to you, waiting to sink their teeth into your flesh. You would have been fed to wild beasts with your rebellious nature. Just be glad that you're not there now, unless you enjoy being chowed down by bits."

Oops.... devil.gif




mr_halo

I'm sorry, my friend, but you would have been quartered. Ouch! Your arms and legs would have been strapped to four different horses and they would all run in different directions. Your hypocritical and backstabbing self would have caused you to get to that horrible fate. You would have turned your back on your masters. Shame, shame.

sounds fun cool.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Oct 6 2004, 02:51 PM)
You would have been either stoned .......
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laugh.gif...ironic eh?

QUOTE(gabe @ Oct 6 2004, 04:11 PM)
.. And DOT i feel sorry for you laugh.gif
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LMAO...it say's I am full of rage and hate tongue.gif ph34r.gif
AztecInca
You better start dodging. You would have been either stoned or shot to death. Your deceitful tongue would have gotten you there. They did not have mercy for people like you. You better watch that mouth of yours. You could probably still get something thrown at you!

Rightttttttttttttttt!!!!
earthygirl04
Mine said.....
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Well, with your obsession with stealing, you would have ended up with a noose around your neck. You would have either been a horse or gold thief...probably both. Sucks to be you. You would have died from suffocation after your neck was cracked.


Well, they got that wrong! disgust.gif 'Cause, I wouldn't have been caught! devil.gif tongue.gif
Lottie
QUOTE(Talon S. @ Oct 6 2004, 04:23 PM)
I'm sorry, my friend, but you would have been quartered. Ouch! Your arms and legs would have been strapped to four different horses and they would all run in different directions. Your hypocritical and backstabbing self would have caused you to get to that horrible fate. You would have turned your back on your masters. Shame, shame.


HEY! ME and Lottie are going to die the same way w00t.gif
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grin2.gif Yay!! Hooray!! thumbsup.gif Spooky... w00t.gif
Tia
Ouch alright, I'm going to be quartered. ohmy.gif
AutumnDragon
I got...


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Uh-oh. Watch as the fierce animals come to you, waiting to sink their teeth into your flesh. You would have been fed to wild beasts with your rebellious nature. Just be glad that you're not there now, unless you enjoy being chowed down by bits.
snuffypuffer
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I'd have been left to the wild animals. Assuming I'd be caught, which wouldn't have happened. Bastards.
emmy
I'm sorry, my friend, but you would have been quartered. Ouch! Your arms and legs would have been strapped to four different horses and they would all run in different directions. Your hypocritical and backstabbing self would have caused you to get to that horrible fate. You would have turned your back on your masters. Shame, shame.
PolkaTulk
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its hard to choose....
tiddlyjen
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I'm sorry, my friend, but you would have been quartered. Ouch! Your arms and legs would have been strapped to four different horses and they would all run in different directions. Your hypocritical and backstabbing self would have caused you to get to that horrible fate. You would have turned your back on your masters. Shame, shame.
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