I just saw the preview of Dr. Phil and today Mr. & Mrs. John Kerry are going to be on. It looked like it was going to be amusing.

Mrs. Kerry said that she was a witch to her kids. Senator Kerry said that he was homesick and cried for days... don't know what that was about.

Anyway, it comes on at five eastern time on CBS if anyone is interested.

Cheers!

lol. Sounds like fun... Oh that doctor phil, quite the old prankster

I wonder if Dr. Phil will teach Kerry how to be more decisive lol

**Cue thick Texas accent**

Dr. Phil: "So Mr. Kerry, I understand you have a problem with flip-flopping...how is that working for you?"

Kerry: "Well...not bad...no...wait...it's ok...I guess"

Dr. Phil: "My momma told me when I was a kid in Texas that an armadillo knows what side of the road to walk on; and if the armadillo ain't happy, ain't nobody happy..."

**Confused applause from audience**

Kerry: "Uh...OK...riiight...did I mention that Bush blundered into Iraq?"

Fluffy, clasic Dr. Phil...how's that working for ya?

Classic Kerry answer, too.

This could be a P.R. nightmare.

"IT could? it might be.. I dont know.. well sort'a
" <<<<<<<Predicted response of a kerry voter

I saw that! I found myself liking Teresa even more, maybe she should be the one running for president. She seems more decisive and has a hell lot more personality than Kerry.

Damn Fluffybunny, that's one mean Dr. Phil accent