Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in
Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills
it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder and he turns
around to see abig black bear.
The black bear says: "You've got two choices. One, I maul you to
death or Two, we have sex." Bill bends over for the bear.
He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge. Bill heads
out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills
him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is
standing right behind him.
The grizzly says: "That was a big mistake.You've got two choices.
Either I maul you to death or we have sex." Bill bends over.
He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to
recover and he's outraged. Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and
finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range. There's a tap
on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous polar bear.
And the polar bear says: "You don't really come here for the hunting,
do you?

hahahahaha

hahahahahaha!!! what a way to get laid!hehehe

Yo Thats so funny

thats a bit rude, eventhough i was warned i read it anyway....rude

fuuny though

HAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY!!!

all i can say is..... ouch

it had me laughing