A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an
18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about
that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, " I
have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day
when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver
sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went. 'Bang, Bang' and
the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year old said, "I'd
say somebody else shot the beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly.