A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an
>examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took
>the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant." The mother
>turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good
>girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The
>doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became
>enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention
> to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last
> time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came.
>And I was hoping that they would show up again.