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bloodmoon
i am a Ghost
Are you really a Mysterious Creature? Or are you a disembodied spirit? It's really hard to tell because while you're often more than happy to show up for a photo shoot, you never seem to hang around to be interviewed. You could be a Gray Lady, a Phantom Hound or even a Disappearing Hitch-Hiker. Whatever you are, you are responsible for thousands of kids refusing to sleep in their own beds. The parents of this world have every right to want you dead. Oh, wait a minute...you already are.

here we go
ChrisC098
Chupacabra
You've been terrorizing central America (and particularly Peurto Rico) since the 70's, and since then your description really hasn't changed much - a round head with large, oval, red eyes and sharp fangs sits atop a kangaroo-like body covered in grey fur, with spines running down your back. Oh, and you might have wings. You live off the blood of livestock, sometimes sucking several farm animals completely dry in a single night. You are responsible for putting countless peasant farmers out of business. Good for you.

user posted image

I KNOW IT EXISTED! I just didnt know i was it.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Ghost
Are you really a Mysterious Creature? Or are you a disembodied spirit? It's really hard to tell because while you're often more than happy to show up for a photo shoot, you never seem to hang around to be interviewed. You could be a Gray Lady, a Phantom Hound or even a Disappearing Hitch-Hiker. Whatever you are, you are responsible for thousands of kids refusing to sleep in their own beds. The parents of this world have every right to want you dead. Oh, wait a minute...you already are.
Pyro Pheenix
cool.gif Thunderbird
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a bird the size of a plane? You're damn right it is! No-one seems to be sure quite where you came from or where you could be hiding - after all, you'd think a bird with a 20ft wingspan would be pretty easy to spot. Most recently sighted in Pennsylvania, USA, you've been blamed for picking cars up off the road, snatching up small children and stealing people's cattle. And that's just when you're feeling nice. Of all the worlds Mysterious Creatures, you're the least-sighted, but potentially the most destructive. Good on ya!


YAY!! i'm a birdy thing cool.gif
flutterby89
Sea Monster
You're one of the most persistent Mysterious Creatures ever, with sightings of you going back hundreds and hundreds of years. You could be a Plesiosaur that survived the giant meteor, or you could just be a really, really big, bad-tempered squid. Either way, we're not going to argue with you. Now take this five-ton of rotting fish and leave us alone.
The Banana Pie Eater!
Sasquatch
You're a tall, big-footed recluse with a penchant for berries and scaring the bujeezus out of hikers. You're also probably the most well-known Mysterious Creature in the world today. Also known as Bigfoot, you're normally found in the forests and mountains of...well, pretty much everywhere really. By the way, sorry to break this to you but that movie you were in really wasn't that good. The TV series was worse. Sorry.

Lol! That was funny!
TooFarGone
Im a ghost
PolkaTulk
sasquatch
user posted image
By the way, sorry to break this to you but that movie you were in really wasn't that good. The TV series was worse. Sorry.

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Great Big Sea
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a bird the size of a plane? You're damn right it is! No-one seems to be sure quite where you came from or where you could be hiding - after all, you'd think a bird with a 20ft wingspan would be pretty easy to spot. Most recently sighted in Pennsylvania, USA, you've been blamed for picking cars up off the road, snatching up small children and stealing people's cattle. And that's just when you're feeling nice. Of all the worlds Mysterious Creatures, you're the least-sighted, but potentially the most destructive. Good on ya!
aliens_exist_luzerpunk182
Your Results:
Ghost
Are you really a Mysterious Creature? Or are you a disembodied spirit? It's really hard to tell because while you're often more than happy to show up for a photo shoot, you never seem to hang around to be interviewed. You could be a Gray Lady, a Phantom Hound or even a Disappearing Hitch-Hiker. Whatever you are, you are responsible for thousands of kids refusing to sleep in their own beds. The parents of this world have every right to want you dead. Oh, wait a minute...you already are.

hmm...
AtticusBlueprint
it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a bird the size of a plane? You're damn right it is! No-one seems to be sure quite where you came from or where you could be hiding - after all, you'd think a bird with a 20ft wingspan would be pretty easy to spot. Most recently sighted in Pennsylvania, USA, you've been blamed for picking cars up off the road, snatching up small children and stealing people's cattle. And that's just when you're feeling nice. Of all the worlds Mysterious Creatures, you're the least-sighted, but potentially the most destructive. Good on ya!
HolyDevil2053
Your Results:
Sea Monster
You're one of the most persistent Mysterious Creatures ever, with sightings of you going back hundreds and hundreds of years. You could be a Plesiosaur that survived the giant meteor, or you could just be a really, really big, bad-tempered squid. Either way, we're not going to argue with you. Now take this five-ton of rotting fish and leave us alone.

ummm...I prefer fresh fish...lol
AztecInca
Chupacabra
You've been terrorizing central America (and particularly Peurto Rico) since the 70's, and since then your description really hasn't changed much - a round head with large, oval, red eyes and sharp fangs sits atop a kangaroo-like body covered in grey fur, with spines running down your back. Oh, and you might have wings. You live off the blood of livestock, sometimes sucking several farm animals completely dry in a single night. You are responsible for putting countless peasant farmers out of business. Good for you.

Really!? I never knew!
Lottie
user posted image
Sea Monster
You're one of the most persistent Mysterious Creatures ever, with sightings of you going back hundreds and hundreds of years. You could be a Plesiosaur that survived the giant meteor, or you could just be a really, really big, bad-tempered squid. Either way, we're not going to argue with you. Now take this five-ton of rotting fish and leave us alone.
Velikovsky
Sasquatch
You're a tall, big-footed recluse with a penchant for berries and scaring the bujeezus out of hikers. You're also probably the most well-known Mysterious Creature in the world today. Also known as Bigfoot, you're normally found in the forests and mountains of...well, pretty much everywhere really. By the way, sorry to break this to you but that movie you were in really wasn't that good. The TV series was worse.

Damn, I wanted to be a sea monster.
Tia
I'm a thunderbird thumbsup.gif
MichaelS
Ghost
Are you really a Mysterious Creature? Or are you a disembodied spirit? It's really hard to tell because while you're often more than happy to show up for a photo shoot, you never seem to hang around to be interviewed. You could be a Gray Lady, a Phantom Hound or even a Disappearing Hitch-Hiker. Whatever you are, you are responsible for thousands of kids refusing to sleep in their own beds. The parents of this world have every right to want you dead. Oh, wait a minute...you already are.

Hehehe... I like it.
Talon
You know, I'm not even going to do the test, I have so much faith in Lottie's similarity to me, I'm gong with her answer grin2.gif

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Sea Monster
You're one of the most persistent Mysterious Creatures ever, with sightings of you going back hundreds and hundreds of years. You could be a Plesiosaur that survived the giant meteor, or you could just be a really, really big, bad-tempered squid. Either way, we're not going to argue with you. Now take this five-ton of rotting fish and leave us alone.
mr_halo
i'm a Sasquatch

You're a tall, big-footed recluse with a penchant for berries and scaring the bujeezus out of hikers. You're also probably the most well-known Mysterious Creature in the world today. Also known as Bigfoot, you're normally found in the forests and mountains of...well, pretty much everywhere really. By the way, sorry to break this to you but that movie you were in really wasn't that good. The TV series was worse. Sorry.

cool.gif

Britannica
Your Results:
Ghost
Are you really a Mysterious Creature? Or are you a disembodied spirit? It's really hard to tell because while you're often more than happy to show up for a photo shoot, you never seem to hang around to be interviewed. You could be a Gray Lady, a Phantom Hound or even a Disappearing Hitch-Hiker. Whatever you are, you are responsible for thousands of kids refusing to sleep in their own beds. The parents of this world have every right to want you dead. Oh, wait a minute...you already are.

I think I'm a grey lady...
kreestar
I'm a ghost. Boo.
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