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chico del nacho
just felt like making a topic about those wierd little things that make you wonder, even if they have no actual effect on you and your life.

why would a company that makes yellow school buses name itself bluebird?

if con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?

why is it called a blackboard when most of them are green?

why is it, in movies with cops, that the "rogue cops" almost always have russian names? for example, "that's it polanski, turn in your badge!"
bloodmoon
black boards used to be made from slate, and slate is black original.gif
HolyDevil2053
blink.gif why are packages of hotdogs in 10 and packages of hot dog buns of 12?
OneEye
How come darker-skinned people live in places that have warmer climates, wouldn't they get overheated faster?
OneEye
How come chico del nacho has a dancing banana?
snuffypuffer
Why is it considered perfectly normal for a woman to wear pants in public, but if I wear a dress to work I'm sent home?
OneEye
QUOTE(snuffypuffer @ Oct 10 2004, 10:23 PM)
Why is it considered perfectly normal for a woman to wear pants in public, but if I wear a dress to work I'm sent home?
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That's what kilts are for! Lol.

Because there is a badminton, is there a goodminton?
Independent1
Why do cars park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
bloodmoon
QUOTE(HolyDevil2053 @ Oct 11 2004, 12:58 AM)
blink.gif why are packages of hotdogs in 10 and packages of hot dog buns of 12?
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so that you have to buy 6 packs of dogs and 5 packs of buns.

QUOTE(OneEye @ Oct 11 2004, 01:19 AM)
How come darker-skinned people live in places that have warmer climates, wouldn't they get overheated faster?
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because darker skin can take more sun without skin cancer and the other bad stuff then light skin people
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Janiel
why is it no matter what you say to a girl when they are pissed, they get even more pissed at you?
chico del nacho
with satelites, how can there a thousand channels and nothing to watch?
freaky6
When you get engaged how come you have to put the ring on the left hand? What's wrong with the right?
Shakezulah
why are semi trucks called semis when they are bigger than everything else?
Janiel
Why is Dr. Pepper called Dr. Pepper if there isn't pepper in the ingredients?
chico del nacho
why is abbreviation such a long word? (yes i know, everyone's heard that one, whatever:P)

if you lose your dictionary, does that mean you're at a loss for words?
Disinterested
QUOTE(freaky6 @ Oct 12 2004, 02:05 AM)
When you get engaged how come you have to put the ring on the left hand? What's wrong with the right?
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During the service the wedding ring is placed on the fourth finger of the left hand. Why this particular finger? There are a number of possible reasons for this. In early Christian marriages, the priest would touch three fingers on the left hand while reciting "In the Name of the Father, the Son and Holy Spirit" and then close with "Amen" on the ring finger. Most people prefer to subscribe to the more romantic option of the vena amoris, or vein of love, running from this finger to the heart. It was during the reign of King Edward IV that it was decreed that the fourth finger be formally known as the "ring finger," shortly following this The Book of Common Prayer termed the left hand as the "marriage hand."


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Kismit
Also pagan wise woman believed the marriage hand or the ring finger on the right hand contained the truth vien , or a vien that ran directly to the heart .It was a finger that was also concidered capable of stirring poisons to make them safely consumable .
moe eubleck
wiseman say "he who fart in church, sit in own pew "
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