of influenza. However, the secret of the flu
shot is that it is mind control. Ever wondered
why they give Flu shots before chrsitmas?
Up north it is understandable because they catch
colds around winter time. However, just as the flu
shot is a weakened virus that causes you to
make more antibodies; a flu shot can also cause a
disorder in the brain that drives a person to shop
through a sensational feeling of desire for
possesion.
Since even some involuntary commands originate from
our brain. So, the brain tells our body to make
antibodies for defense against the viruses.
Christmas is the time when people
spend unusual amounts of money on desired merchandise.
But are these things really desired, or are
they just a delusion? The government could have
got ahold of a vaccine that gives people a
"shopping craze" that can be useful in different
areas financially, to buisness which boosts the
economy. The really bad thing about the flu shot
is that it is a disease that can spread not
just with the usage of the needle, but through
human contact and contaminated air. This way,
the government can INFLUENSE everyone with the
INFLUENZA shot. BTW: That might have been where
it gots its name! There are some sick experiments
going on out there in underground facilities.
Scientists working for the government are involved
in hardcore neurology and chemical reactions in
the brain. But you know.... its all about the
money. But the flu shot will develop to be more
manipulative! In the future the flu shot will be
required, or you will die either by forece or by
disease! All of humanity will recieve the flu shot
in order to purchase stuff! This is the "Mark of
the Beast" which the Bible predicts! All of mankind
will think its for our benefit, but no! They are
controling our brains! If you disagree, you cannot
be trusted because it has gotten you too! If you had
the flu shot, you are infected, and you are decieved.
Your brains are controlled by the government!
Don't you get it? "Santa Claus" or "Satan Calls"
and "The Mark of the Beast"! People, this is an evil plot
to enslave humanity! The only way to avoid
direct control of the government over your
brain is to pacify your urge to purchase things
by your involvment on the internet and lack of
physical human contact!
This is the apocalypse, and the only way to
ride it out is by doing the following:
1.If you do not recieve the Mark of the Beast
the signal will die down, and the
government will loose its control over you.
2. Keep your brain below sea level as much as
possible. I recomment a personal/private basement.
After being under sea level, the signals will
diffuse and eventually dissapear from the governments
mother quantum computer. Also recommended: apart from
the insulation in your attic, make sure you spread a
a large thin sheet of foil that covers the inner part
of your roof. Also stack up canned goods in a closet.
3. Destroy all radio devices in your house. Note:
if your hi-fi sterio has a radio, take it apart
and disable the radio.
4. Isolate yourself from the majority of society.
If this is not possible, remember to wear protective
clothing, and NEVER shake hands with anyone. If you
live in eastern europe, this is not a problem, but
if you have relatives in the States from there, do
not kiss them on the cheek when greeting them.
5. In order to achive complete freedom from the
government, cash in all of your checks and get
rid of your credit cards. Altough fewer people will
use cash in the future, you may still use cash at
small grocery and drug stores if they allow it.
Retrieving your mail from your mail-box is a mission
that requires skill and bravery. Record the time
at which the mailman arrives, and each day go out
right after the mailman delivers the mail.
But remember: Do not let the mailman see you!
6. Get a good security system with cameras and
motion sensors around your house to ensure your
personal safety from people that might have the
flu shot. Guests are not welcome.
7. Lastly, create a fake identity and get a small
protable tape recorder. Trust no one!
Well, there you have it. Go forth and ride
out the apocalypse!
