Insanely stupid class fun

1.Walk around class begging for spare change

2.Chew on your arm until someone notices

3.Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back

4.After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

5.Lick yourself clean like a cat does

6.After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style

7.Sing your questions to the class

8.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

8.Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it

9.Stare continually at the teacher's private areas. Occassionally lick your lips

10.Address the teacher as "your honour"

11.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking

12.Present the teacher with a large fruit basket

13.Ask for an extra copy of each handout, for your invisible friend sitting next to you

14.Claim that you wrote the class text book

15.Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the teacher answers

16.Laugh loudly at everything the teacher says. Be sure to snort and make weird noises while you laugh

17.When the teacher turns their back to the class, scream and bang desks, then when they turn around act normal and get on with your work - Kaz

18.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder - Mr Magoo

19.Have a group of people in different parts of the classroom in on the hum scheme. To work it, one person hums until the teacher looks at them, whereupon someone else starts humming and the accused opens his mouth as says "I wasn't humming!" rinse and repeat until teacher loses mind. - jw

20.At a completely random time, put up your hand to ask a question. When the teacher picks you, ask a question about a different subject and pretend you thought it was that class.

21.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling"

22.When a substitute introduces himself as a substitute, have you and your freinds all yell "FRESH MEAT!!!!" at the same time

23.Raise your hand as if to ask a question, then just say 'buh buh bah buh buh buh?' or similar nonsense. Then act like the teacher should get it
24.Say you're invisible and when people say your not start crying

25.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up

26.While the teachers writing, hide the board rubber, when he/she goes to get somebody like the head replace it in the same place & make him/her look insane

27.Tell your teacher that you don't do homework, because of your religion

28.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a circle around your desk laughing and clapping loudly

29.Each student say "chop!" when the teacher calls the roll, then when the last student's name is called the class yells "Timber!" and they all fall out of their desks onto the floor

30.Whenever the teacher speaks to you, act like you're terrified of him/her and go run & hide in the corner or under your desk

31.Go up to the teacher but face the empty space next to him/her and ask if you can go to the office to get your medicine for hallucinations

32.As soon as the bell rings to start class, crawl under your desk and huddle with yourself and grab onto your chair and scream like you saw your grandma's butt. (Brianna White)

33.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start singing opera. (cheesebaboon)

34.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it. (JH)

35.Refuse to do any work until the whole class has put on rubber gloves for fear of lead poisioning. (sarah)

36.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the day of a test. Before the test starts set the candles in a circle and light them. Sit in the middle of the circle with the ouji board and claim you are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein. (sarah)

37.In class when the teacher is talking pretend your not paying attention and if she picks you to anwser you say "So the Rhino did go to the beach with the Elephant" (Masta)

38.When the class is silent, put your book on the desk at fart on it. (JMS)
39.Ask questions while trying not to use any nouns or make any sense. ex: I have a question: When you said that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did you mean the thing that, you know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you? (nsrt)

40.While taking a test get up about halfway through and point at the teacher or one of your peers and scream "You ruined christmas" and then storm out of the room slamming the door on your way out. (ScottBaioFan)

41.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to confirm that you agree and when they ask u to stop say "but I love you so!!" (jacob khan)

42.Raise your hand in such a way that it looks a little bit like your just stretching (like your a little tired) but more like you want to ask a question. When the teacher goes to answer your question (even when you dont have a question) just say you were stretching. Repeat as often as necessary. (the butt)
When the teacher turns his/her attention to you and calls you to answer the question, Act as If you're undercover agent and refuse to give information. (TetraMorph)

43.When forced to type up an essay or project put the whole thing in one of those whacky fonts (the ones that are all symbols and the sort) then act confused when your teacher can't understand it. - The Otter King

44.Every time your teacher asks a question raise your hand and answer with the word "salmon". Have your friends join in and even have people in different class periods do it.

you mean these arent normal things to do....
i shall be doing some of these

I should try those out!

A few others;

45. Count the tiles on the ceiling and once your done announce loudly to everyone how many there are. If someone doesn't seem to care, make sure you get the point across with whatever means possible...

46. Raise your hand while the teacher is looking in the other direction, but keep it up until just after they turn around, make sure they see you. Deny that you had your hand up. Get the whole class to do it.

47. Deny that you do anything and if someone asks you a question freak out:
"Did you hand your homework in?"
"Hand my homework in? Are you insane? How could I do that, huh, tell me?!"

I have probably done everything on this list to one teacher. Everything, he went insane.

... Nice post... What if the teacher does one of those in return?...

but wait, there's more... the original page where all this info was copied from is here: School Survival

a lot more tips have since been added

I've done this before . . .



. . I've fallen victim to this prank . .

Outstanding list!!! I give you a big thumbs up!!!

my fav from your list

24 Say you're invisible and when people say your not start crying


Heres one for your list:

Pass gas loudly...or fake it..every time the teacher talks....

heres an old childish one....
Throw a big crumbled up peice of paper at the teachers head when he/she turns to write on the blackboard..... funny

there great I have done 1 or 2 of them lol.

Hers another one me and a freind did many moons ago...... me and my friend talked to the teacher backwards....example....

I have a question.....
say ....question a have I

butt horses a like smell you!!!!

we did it for like 5-10 minutes till we got yelled at..... childish but funny.....

great thing to do to you teacher I bet she got really annoyed if I did that in our school I would get a blue ticket.

I like numbers 22, 29, 31, and 40. Actually I kinda like 1 through 47, but those are my top 4! haha