Why do men die first?

According to recent findings published in the Journal for the American Medical Association (July 2003---Drs. Rosenbloom and Goldblatt, Princeton University) and reprinted by the American Society of Psychology and Psychiatry Magazine (Sept. 2003) there are now some answers to this enduring question.

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... but,.... now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......its sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.
If SHE asks you.........it's a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist.
If you don't.................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.
If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't................there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

Aint it the truth...

Amen sister!

First you marry one then you wish you were dead.....

Ain't that the truth!

Now THIS is why men die younger
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Oh, thank you! Anyways, check the site, it has some really cool stuff. And for the gamers out there: the person behind the site is Al Lowe, creator of the Leisure Suit Larry series.

lol nice Disinterested and jpalz.

*sigh* the saying: " lifes a b**** and then you marry one." comes to mind.........

The last picture was awful! But it was funny.