Welcome to Olde Buffet I am your server Caitlyn but call me Gem. You have come to the world's best resturant. We serve any and all food, including delicacies from forigien lands. If you would like to order please place an order. *Slaps on fake smile* I'm here for you... if you need service *passes out menus* Enjoy your dinner.

Do YOU come with the food?

Yes, I will and you'll never have a better dinner than you have here!

Then i'll order a Poutine. Canadian delicacy, with a mushroom gravy.

One poutine coming up. That'll be 5,000,000 dollars please.

I'll wait to pay until i make sure you get the dish right.

Let's start with what goes in it. Well?

Here you go, sir *smiles fakely* I hope you like it. I made it from crabs legs and cow milkers! Isn't it nice. Take a bite take a bite!

are you hiring ? Moe is a seasoned table dancer .

Smooth...

Simpsons referance that apparently no one caught on to.
The correct answer would have been 'Oh you, teehee!'

very classy burns love that episode

Moe, my resturant is family friendly no table striping allowed:-p

Do YOU come with the resturant?

Moe did not offer to strip. This was not what we said. We offered to dance only. Naughty Aurora. Her mind is not family friendly.

Plus Moe would have to pay the customers to eat there....

So BurnSide how's your poutine? sure love that healty diet of yours.

This is only because Moe has a tattoo of subtemperate on his ankle... or atleast of a generic womans body with his head drawn on it by a texta...

ROTFLMAO....

Touche moe.....

For you Im going to have your name tattooed on my body...well the alphabet and then circle the letters needed....

i demand a strawberry tart.

righttt I was thinking about most of the dancers... they are SLEZY balls lol

chico here's you shake you are gonna have give me 100.00 dolalrs tho

I require greasy Mexican Tacos: … please!

yey! fatty goodness in my veins!

*jumps on kryso's table and starts shaking his groove*

no need to thank us aurora. This one is on Moe.

i never ordered a shake. i am displeased...

Yes and you are out of toilet paper in the women's restroom.

*rages, tosses a salt shaker onto the ground and shakes a table slightly and sits down* that's right. i'll do it again too. that salt shaker? never gonna recover from the shock.

Peace Mr. Nacho. These things must not be taken out on furniture and lone salt shakers. The issues must be dealt with by way of yak.

*Moe sneers and whistles, calling fourth a stampede of yaks*

ah yes, i forgot the way of the yak. subtle, yet blunt. *sends salt shaker to a good grief counsellor*

one fenway frank please

I'll take 2 of those but without the meat and extra onion, a "all dressed" poutine on the side and a large ice tea!

Mmmmm. Poutine. I'll take six.

Sure you don't want a salad instead?

Will you be making it?

Vegan Chreese Pizza, with Soymilk and veggie wraps please

of course anything to make ppl heatly!

Wheres my burrito
where my burrito

Oh for gods sake moe put your pants on

I highly don't recommend that. It's very discusting. We only carry GOOD food here... not that slime pit of food

*starts flicking rice grains at Moe as he tries to dance*

Dance, Moe Moe dance!!!

Souvlaki on a pita please. Extra tzatziki

I want a drink with all the sweetest brazilians fruits mixed together!

and for that Kcet, you get a free table dance from moe.


* moe jumps on table and shakes his groove*


no, Kcet, you do not need to thank us.

curse you kcet, look what you've done...it's horrible...the gyrating...so much gyrating...

gyrating ? Oh no. Kcet will have to pay for that service.


no need to thank us, nope.

And I want to see your face after taking one drink of it!

I want a combo platter.

with or without rat?

With the rat, it is crunchy and swell.

*tosses combo plate with crunchy, swollen rat and coleslaw*

enjoy. rat was left in bilge water for a truly excellent addition to the taste, as well as adding to the moisture. i hope you'll find the meat is tender enough to nearly slip off the bones.

i'll have cheese pizza.