Actual Courtroom Statements cntd...
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in
his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August eighth?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you
go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was
doing an autopsy.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
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| QUOTE (j6p @ Feb 19 2003, 03:32 AM) |
| Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. |
I loved the last one.
all of these are funny, (and as i don't want to have to wright them all out i'll just leave it at that.)
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| Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August eighth? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? |
Hmmm a typical Csa Question that......
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| Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. |
DOH!!!!!
Soooo Funny
| QUOTE (Phantom @ Feb 19 2003, 02:47 AM) | ||
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I have to admit that one was
my favorite too!
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| Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. |
Loved that one and this one:-
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| Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August eighth? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? |
| QUOTE (j6p @ Feb 18 2003, 10:32 PM) |
| Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. |
That was hilarious
| QUOTE (j6p @ Feb 19 2003, 03:32 AM) |
| Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. |
!Quality!
All brilliant and priceless!!
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