I have devised a plan to kill the killer flies. We must learn there language and then breed with their women and with time our differences will be solved.

Indeed your plan has its merits . But where shall we find individuals willing to mate with flies ?
this question stumps us greatly.

I volunteer to be the first.

this plan, Chris, while clearly thought out and given time to, is creepy and wrong. We will need a new plan.

Ok plan B. We trick the flies into one place and then we relase fly kill 5000 into the room.

This plan, I can live with.

Snuffy,Im so sorry that I can not desert Janiel/Arsenik...especially for people who torment toads by licking them or has worn fuzzy pink speedo's out in public.

Or someone else who says Dallas sucks,has sex in parks(probably with Donkey)and rides around on dogs backs.

Sub,really sorry...but the love is dying.

Donkey and I do not have sex in parks... with each other. And the rest, I told you in strictest confidence. For shame, Alice, Snuffy/Moe is a clean campaign. Your mudslinging only damages your camp's credibility, and causes you to lose votes. I am shocked and appalled that you would sink so low.

I am very disappointed.

Snuffy/Moe 2004, A Safe Alternative.

Snuffy/Moe 2004, A Safe Alternative.

I agree.Good choice. Huzzah(never saw this in a post, so I thought I'd put it in.)

Snuffy/Moe - Fighting For a Shnazzy Tommorow

Snuffs/Moe-We dont have sex with animals

See, our campaign has many jazzy new slogans. We are much proud of our fair members. Also, with Moe, Dot, Chico, and myself, the hotness of this campaign exceeds legal standards. Then Chris comes in, and we are now like unto the surface of the sun.

Snuffy/Moe 2004, Sexy Beasts, for a better tomorrow.

at this time, i would like to introduce you all to the third choice candidate. the one who will ruin the vote for one of the other parties.
jeceris, for 2004.
amongst my many brilliant off the wall ideas, one is to put the whitehouse on a big train, and every month the capital can be in a different state, hawaii is going to be tough,and i'll have to work something out with the canadians to get to alaska, but it's government in action, coming to the people.
more of my platform will be revealed the more i come off my medication.

so remember, there's always a third choice, and it's usually the right one.
jeceris, 2004.

Jeceris, how about working with us for a brighter tommorow?

And Chico. He who loves banana bread votes Rumbolt and Diebytheflyguy, no?

sorry ive been gone...school and what not...doesnt seem as tho ive missed n e thing important, as the debate has not progressed at all

No, Chico belongs with A Safe Alternative. He is a member of the most joyful and wholesome Rat Pack.

Cool.

My god, thats a new slogan!!!! Add it to your sig!

Ah, but you underestimate

Tendo/The Cheat: Sexy, Schnazy and Sleezy

Snuffy and Moe 2004; A safe Alternative.

I Kryso - along with the Federation of Crazy House Broken Monkeys (Inc 2004 all rights reserved) - do stand against you for the state of Florida.

We will not see the whole nation become subject to you both. We hope to win one state from you, so those still sane will have a safe asylum in which to seek solace.

With my new policies and logo.



I only hope this will be a fare play, no messing around campaign. May the best man win?

Ah but you forget I know Tendo's weakness



Sanity has no place in this election

i'm sorry but i am against a brighter tomorrow.
i am FOR a brighter tonight, and if elected i will use resources to stop the earth from rotating and have the western hemisphere positioned permanently facing the sun. this will mean decreased energy needs and we will be able to grow the food to supply the east, we will be the envy of every nation left in the dark.
i think i can convince all western nations to help in this plan, even the stubborn pain in the arse canadians, who never want to help with anything, and may be worried they can't build their outdoor rinks for their cursed ice hockey, oooh how i hate the canadians and their hockey obsession, but i digress, and maybe should go back on one of my medications.

remember for a brighter tonight, it's jeceris in 2004, and then 2005 and so on....

We will continue to sit here and sniff our fingers until the stripper called Twizzler Pie is returned to us.....

Snuffy seems like a level-headed guy, you got my vote!

i believe, that snuffy, with his fanatical democratic views would do nothing for this forum. vote for me.

Democrat, Republican. It matters not. The candidate with the best stance will win.

This election is getting dull and unwholesome. It needs theme music. And this is what snuffy/moe brings to all who ride the snuffy / moe train. Oh yes. Jazzy music. Composed and organized by yours truly.



no need to thank us no.

Oh what scrumptious jazz!!!!!

after reading most of this thread, I must vote for Moe and Snuffy, they will bring much laughter into this world

While recording such jazzy vibes in the studio of Moe, donkey had requested that we allow him to spew some freestlye jive.

our gift to you ? Donkey freestyle, at its rawest. No need to thank us.




Vote Snuffy / Moe a safe alternative.

And did you know that Snuffy/Moe 2004 has celebrity spokesmen? I bet you didn't! Listen to what some of these respected personalities has to say about this joyous campaign....

THis is pointless. I am withdrawing from this.And am going to fully support burnside

Snuffs/Moe: Bringing you the gift of a childs laughter. *Laughs*

You say that like you're just now finding it out

Traitor..but thats ok.

i have a few celebrity plugs as well, mr donkey man.

EDIT: sorry, i didnt mean to post twice.

Moe, those were disturbing. Truly.



good job tendo, that last one is sure to win over some hearts... come on, everyone, collective 'aww' . And we do want equal rights for our pixilated friends.

More folks that support us:
#1
#2
And #3, the man himself!

i found this spy outside my building today...built by snuffy/moe no doubt. or possibly their supporter dot. shame shame. espionage is not nice.

In the defense of moe and snuffs I would to say this about that robot. We run a clean campaign and do not sling mud or spy on others. Thank you for your time.

Janiel is dropping out.....so to speak....

Janiel is now the founder of a new religion
Janielism.
its the new world order.....
our god is who ever you want
free drinks and food for all
come to church when ever you want
not to mention, free housing for the homeless
good paying jobs for the poor....and so on
do what ever you want....


VOTE FOR JANIELISM 2004!!!!!!! and you'll be voting for freedom

No thanks. Although I'm sure it would be um, interesting, I'll stick with what I am now.

I dont like yoting janiel.

vote moe n' snuffy
Hey they can't skrew things up any worse then they are now,
can they?

I'm cor_raven and i suport this message, kinda, sorta, not really.

Good point Cor.








But Tendo/TC can improved on the screwed-upedness

Perhaps the voting should begin. Everyone can make a final post then I will set up a poll tomorrow.





Vote Snuffy / Moe a safe alternative.

Indeed this would be jazzy oh Goddess of Dotness. But many here have thier hearts set for nov 2nd.

This will need to be voted upon also.


Vote Snuffy / Moe a safe alternative.

Oh yes, we can... but we won't, this is our promise to you, faithful voters, we shall not screw things up worse.

Kryso, Janiel, we see that you are running against us, please, reconsider. Kryso, we shall make you Grand Viscount of Suntan Lotion and Viceroy of Floridian Elderly Constituents. This, we are sure, will meet your many needs. Janiel, you have been my faithful minion for many moons, it pains me much to run against you. We shall support Janielism in all its many forms, and should you rejoin our lovely fold, you shall be promoted to Vice President of Standards and Practices, and Lord and High Ruler of all Hawaii and other, more obscure Island Kingdoms.

Tendo and TC, that was not our robot. We have no idea where he came from.

Talon/Lottie? Are they even still campaigning?

We do thank you, and look forward to being your groovy leaders come November 2nd.

Snuffy/Moe 2004, A Safe Alternative.

then who the hecks robot is it....ooooo...france...sneaky frogs...