Awww Lottie,thats not fair using your body to get our guy...thats real cool though,Im just kicking myself for not thinking of that first.

I bow down to the better woman hun (please teach me a few tricks)

Alice, a man cannot resist the female form thats why we will always be in control!! I am sure you already know many tricks but we exchange our idea's sometime, in keeping with world domination. I would love you to be my personal stylist if you come on board in the Talon/Lottie camp. I promise a huge salary, fast car, condo on the beach and lots of gorgeous men at your disposal!

You know....its lucky she didnt kiss me...I may have filled the voting booth....

This woman knocked on the door earlier Janiel asking if we needed some help with the campaign,she's some actress or something.

I said yes,thought a preety face would help...shame Sub is no longer with us,he could have handled her really well

yes, he could have....but he chose to leave....

tis his problem

Shame we can't tempt him back

yea it is, but, im getting support from a few others (names will remain undisclosed until confirmation)

Ummm.....I.........Help........

Another piccie of the young lady

Enjoy

you put yourself in this position, Subby

It appears that i have put myself in a position, but not the one I am thinking of right now.

Still I stand by my choice, as Alice has hurt me with much teasing of her staff.....

well, you shall be forever known as Subby the Betrayer

Now,Im the hurt one Sub's...fancy hurting a woman...

Subby...You have made me sad

Snuffy/Moe 2004, A Safe Alternative

Sorry Dot...but Lottie is hot....

There,there Dot

*gives Dot a big hug*

He keeps on hurting ladies at the moment...think about how hurt his virgin squirell was after he finished with her.

ROFL!
think of the squrrel


Janiel/Arsenik 2004
Think of the squrrels

*quivering lip*

That's ok...I understand

Dot.... Im sorry...but I must listen to that voice in my head.... that tells me "ALLLLLRIIIGGHHHHHHTTTTT".....

This is purely personal, not business....

And my squirrel found another...... you cruel heartless people...

Janiel/Arsenik 2004
Vowing to save squrrels, one at a time

"Some people would have you vote your life away on the janiel/arsenik ticket, with there promises of squirrel saving one by one. But what will they do about tax? Will janiel cut taxes? How can you trust that he would, when he hasn't cut his hair since the day he was born.....

Some people would have you vote for the snuffy/moe ticket, with there personality being the main focus of their campaign. But I ask you this.... Ummm..... Why dont they call?...... You see...you can't trust them either...."

Vote Talon/Lottie 2004.... The right choice, the only choice...for your future....

Why would you want to vote for Talon/Lottie
Talon and his sister have always plotted world domination plots...
do you know that they arent using this to attempt another?

As for Moe/Snuffy who would trust a mule for their leader....the columbian coffee man, maybe but i dont think anyone else in their right minds would vote for a mule

That brings me to us, Janiel/Arsenik, i'm not going to go on about our perfections. i admit, Nik is a vampire. I'm a pepsi addicted weirdo...
but we keep it real, no animals for our main debate...just us, what you see is all you need


Janiel/Arsenik 2004
We care, because we are human

Janiel, don't get too jealous, but it looks like snuffy and moe have a girlfriend. Moe is the one with the mustache btw. (see attachment)

007 this one was just funny..nothing to do with you guys.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

... It's a donkey Janiel!
And I stick whit the funny guys: Snuffy and Moe! They know what they doing!

Yay BPE!!!!


Snuffy/Moe 2004, A Safe Alternative

It is very safe! Donkeys are the smartest horses in the universe... Wait, wait! Cancel that one! Donkeys are cool... Very cool... Wish i had one...
Snuffy and Moe! There is no one bether!

Janiel has also made the mistake of calling a donkey a mule. Mules are infact different. They are the result of breeding a donkey with a horse.
It would seem that education is not a factor in this campaign. This is why George Bush won america in the last.




For the sake of our good planet, join with Snuffs and Moe and help keep the monkeys out of office this time.

Vote Snuffy / Moe, a safe alternative

can i be minister of education or whatever that position is called?

But if you vote for Janiel/Arsenik then you get to make me happy and thats a really nice thing to do.

They really do care about everyone and don't need to use their bodys(not looking at Lottie )or a poor donkey(which I hear is still being used to give spoilt kids a ride on the beach) to get the votes

This is a very interesting change of mind for someone who previously posted this :



It would seem that education is not the only thing lacking within the janiel / arsenik campaign.
There is also consistancy.

Snuffy and Moe are very well educated and because of this , shall remain consistant in thier promises to the world.

Vote Snuffy / Moe 2004. A safe alternative.

But if Moe notices,I did not use my body or any part of it to try to get Sub on side(I did promise to help him with someone else)

My body is not a selling point and would turn voters away so I would never use it...

Plus I can read

Indeed Alice. Then may I suggest that you make use of your reading skills and "read" between the lines. For it was not the literal translations that Moe was referring too, but the ideals and values behind them.

It is painfully clear to anyone who can read, that you value the degradation of females just to get a vote for your campaign.

Snuffs / Moe,promise never to sink so low in order to unite the world. We value and respect all women and even have such a goddess running our campaign in a strictly professional manner. She is the Daughter of Nine Moons, and we are jazzed by this.





Vote Snuffy/ Moe 2004. A safe alternative.

As Im being accused of using people(which is something I have never done or am ever likely to do)and of not being educated,I have decided that in Janiel and Arsenik's best interests...I stand down in helping in any way with their campaign.

I do stand behind them both still,but will not have accusations chucked at me make them look bad.

Thank you.

Vote Snuffy / Moe 2004 - The Safe Alternative

A candid shot of Donkey with his young son

Now it's perfect!

Verily Alice. We did not mean to make you feel badly. For this we apologize. It was only our intention to point out the flaws within your campaign. Instead of being regarded as a mere object, if you had joined Snuffy and Moe you would have recieved Goddess status and would have been placed on a pedastal and worshipped as you very well deserved. Never would we have given you the title of cheerleader.

This is our promise to all woman if Snuffy / Moe win this election.


Vote Snuffy / Moe 2004 - The Safe Alternative

But I asked if I could be their cheerleader because thats what I wanted.

Like I said...I do not want the mud sticking to Janiel or Arsenik,even if it has to stick on me.

hehehe.
Monkeys and Donkeys.

Young donkey gets no delicious pie?

alice,

Your devotion to these two young dictators is quite baffling. But if you would prefer bouncing around with pom poms to devine worship, or in other words :cheerleader over goddess , then that is your choice.

For Snuffy and Moe do not stand in the way of personal freedom. this is our promise to you.


Vote Snuffy / Moe 2004. a safe alternative.

Diebyflytheguy, wanna be my runnig mate? We could be the independents that show no hope of winnig!

Our slogan could be: Vote jeremy_rumbolt and Diebytheflyguy! They are the independents with no hope of winning!

Picture have been brought to my attention by an unknown informant. These aren't incriminating photos to bash our worthy opponent Snuffy/Moe, but are employed to assure the safest, most reliable route to go!

Warning. Some of these picture may offend you as a voter.

In donkey we trust?

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Do you trust a donkey who attacks fellow man? [attachmentid=6888]

Do you trust a donkey who quits on the job? [attachmentid=6889]

Vote: Flyguy and Rumbolt, unless....

You want you children subjected to yelling and obscene language?

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Do you trust a donkey who makes man argue? [attachmentid=6895]

Do you trust a donkey who riots through our streets? [attachmentid=6894]

Right? Vote Rumbolt and Flyguy: The independents with no hope of winning!

we are not dictators. even if we were everyone should vote for us anyway
Janiel/Arsenik2004

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Alternative to what...???

Sex.. drugs... food...coffee?

Snuffy/Moe 2004



Donkey as a young lad

Snuffy and Moe? New pictures have surfaced.

Do you want donkey running over your children?

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Do you want donkey setting you on fire?

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Do you want donkey scaring you children?

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If you want to be safe, vote Flyguy & Rumbolt: The Independents with no hope of winning.

Maligner!