The time for change is now! Our victory will be swift and complete! Many yaks and camels have already joined our unholy hordes! Our message is unimportant, our platform is uninformed, our fists shake with jazz and fury! Tremble before our might and creamy fillings!

Snuffypuffer! Moe! A Safe Alternative!

*bows*

What you claim is a lie....
Vote for Janiel/Rayne 2004
and i promise you'll get your fair 'bite'

Better than anyother candidates we have.
Except maybe Talon/Lottie.


Oooo!

Anyone one want to run with me?? Burnside???? Canadian????? Anyone?

I'm afraid if i ran and won the system would be so perfect the would would not be able to function.

as you can all see , Donkey is allready hard at work running his campaign,

Now, if i won, there would be complete and total coruption.......I mean......... everything would be happy!

Check out the addition to the sig

I'm wondering if this thread is just going to be the same subject matter that your posse has been posting for the last few days. I don't think we need to start new threads to discuss this nonsense. Seriously.

Sorry to rain on your parade. I'll leave it open so that we can all marvel at the consistent absurdness!

Indeed MC MC. Thank you for your hospitality.
And aslo to Dot: enjoy this free campaign button and wear it proudly.

Hospitality is my middle name.

You so ripped off my joke thread

and now for some suprising facts on our beloved donkey as he helped to fight the war on terror. As a veteran undercover agent, Donkey has spent countless years of his life devoted to protecting you and your families in the most remote 3rd world regions.



" Have at thee , devil !! "



Vote snuffypuffer ! moe ! A safe alternative.

wether it be improving roadways....

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or reducing the public debt...

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Snuffy and Moe will be there to get the job done.

vote Snuffy ! Moe ! A safe alternative



Edit: Had to link the pics because they were distorting the page. ~ MC

you got my vote !!!!!!!!! You couldn't do worse

Indeed we thank you kindly for supporting our revolution.

for this we offer a token of our gratitude. Enjoy this festive donkey mug with the engravings DEM, standing for Donkey , Elect, Moe

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Edit: Had to link the pic because it was distorting the page. !MC

I agree that Snuffy would make a good Pres...

And also agree with the choice of Moe as first lady....

Yes, this mastery of the political arena will continue, and we shall all prosper greatly. As you see, Donkey has been working tirelessly to get the job done. Your interests are safe with us.


Remember.... Snuffy! Moe! A Safe Alternative!

Don't be afraid, Donkey will be here, on the lovely beaches of Ibiza, to answer any questions you may have.

Snuffy! Moe! A Safe Alternative!



Yes, Talon, we are ripping off your joke thread

you mean there isn't already?

Janiel/Arsenik 2004
Vote for us, and through some healthy killing, we will make UM a better place...for all of us

Indeed, Janiel. You may have UM.

Our goal is to unite the world.

vote snuffy / moe, a safe alternative.

better than the physical world, we will unite the internet!

Untill this Campain is over, i decree free Pepsi to all who join us....


Janiel/Arsenik 2004
Vote for us, and through some healthy killing, we will make UM a better place...for all of us

Indeed. Well you had better start emailing everyone on the internet who has an email address.

Best of luck to you.

it can be done, email all on my contact list, have them email everyone on theirs etc...

we will succed

Janiel/Arsenik 2004
Vote for us, and through some healthy killing, we will make UM a better place...for all of us

There is more to internet communication than emails.

...
What's this? Why should I wote for you, Snuffy and Moe?
...
I don't want you to bring you guys more competison so i judt stick whit you two!

Heres the proof!

wow, how confusingly randomish

I am undecided....On one hand I do approve of there Snowy and thistle running naked thruogh a field policy....But am not so sure on their ability.....

They remind me of Bill Clinton crossed with Tom Green....

I vote Janiel/Arsenik...the free pepsi swung it for me...but also I think Arsenik might bite me if I voted any other way...

GO JANIEL/ARSENIK

Can I be your official cheerleader please guys?

I always pictured Alice as taller....

Got blonde hair as well Sub

You do? Is it in a jar beside the bed?

Heres a new slogan....

Snufy/Moe : Do you know where you daughter is?

Hows that Sub?




VOTE FOR JANIEL/ARSENIK

Subby thinks thats kinda weird, and has a hankering to sit on your knee.

Have you been a good little boy this year?

Do you want some candy...


Still say Janiel/Arsenik should get the votes

Thanks Alice, your support helps us greatly

I am never good, and candy rots teeth. I prefer..

I am not registered to vote, so I will now abstain.

Thats ok Janiel...you both deserve to win

What would you prefer Sub?

wo need to have Sub on our side of the campain, he could be an asset too

SUBBY We need you sweetie,how about coming on the ride with us...we really need you hunny.

I'll try to pull a few strings with a certain young lady a bit more for you if you do.

Go on...you know you want to

Thats enough creeping for one day

You know you wanna, you know you should...

Subby is still considering your proposal..... But is unsure of where he's allegiances lie.....

Perhaps a counter offer from opposition would put it in perspective....

Just to help things swing more our way...here's that emmy you always wanted

Presented to you Subtemperate on behalf of Janiel/Arsenik 2004

You win Alice , I shall now join the alliance against Snuffy and Moe.... i shall help with your catchy slogans....such as

"Aresnik might be a vampire, but Snuffy's the one that bites".....

"A vote for Janiel, is a vote for a non-popular person. You don't want to hurt him....do you?"

"Moe's ocelot stole your mail"

*Lottie struts in fluttering her eyelashes and showing some leg, slowly undoes her top button of her shirt* Gosh I am sooo hot!

...Now Sub what were you talking about alliances??

I have changed my alliance...... Lottie wins.