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Daughter of the Nine Moons

Oct 21 2004, 07:42 PM

I shall seek and find you...
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you...
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy...
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved.
When I am finished with you,
You will be weak for days!!!

All my love,
The Flu

jeceris

Oct 21 2004, 07:56 PM

WITHOUT A DOUBT, the best alltime most fantastic piece of poetry/muse i have ever read on this forum.
and there is no need to seek, i'm right here

Daughter of the Nine Moons

Oct 21 2004, 08:02 PM

Jeceris, I nearly hurt myself when I read this

snuffypuffer

Oct 21 2004, 08:07 PM

Dot, this makes me feel funny, we are very jealous of the flu, now.

jeceris

Oct 21 2004, 08:10 PM

thinking of changing my forum name to "the flu"

by the banks of the still river
she looks deep into my eyes
she already knows the answer, so she will not ask
she lightly touches my rod and reaches for my tackle
yes, oh yes, the fish will bite tonight

i think dot has started a new thread, call it
double entendre muse.

stillcrazy

Oct 21 2004, 08:11 PM

Here I thought you were getting personal in a public place.

Drats.

Daughter of the Nine Moons

Oct 21 2004, 08:13 PM

.... that was brilliant 'throw and utter'.

Perhaps one of the groovy mods will change the title to the thread to "double entendre muse"

Aww Snuffs

Corporal Cupcake

Oct 22 2004, 01:25 AM

interesting thread........

The Cheat

Oct 22 2004, 01:58 AM

haha DOT that had me cracking up....

girty1600

Oct 22 2004, 02:03 AM

Here I sit all broken hearted,
I wanted to ***t but only......J/K

AztecInca

Oct 22 2004, 03:06 AM

Classic!!!

Canadian Rottweiler

Oct 22 2004, 03:07 AM

Nice one DOT9.

I have read many like that,but that is a new one.

Mishari

Oct 22 2004, 03:08 AM

yeah i agree, classic indeed.

Subtemperate

Oct 22 2004, 04:42 AM

THis thread make me happy and sad at once....

Tia

Oct 22 2004, 10:19 AM

Nice one Dot

Britannica

Oct 22 2004, 11:04 AM

lol, laughed loads reading that!

I was actually genuinely confused at first...

Daughter of the Nine Moons

Dec 23 2004, 04:28 PM

QUOTE(Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Oct 21 2004, 02:42 PM)

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To those who have been recently felled by the flu...I rededicate this thread to you.

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