Geez, what died in here?


He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.


Nice service...where's the keg?


When did he die...really...hey Bob, you won the pool!!!


Hey, we're with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we're looking for...oh, never mind.


Don't look now Fred but you and the deceased have the exact same suit on.


You know they touched that body up cause that shark has one of them legs.


Not to cause panic or anything but something is leaking out of that casket.

Mabbe I'm a bit morbid

I thought those were really funny. I might be rude to think about trying them... though

Terrible! Just Terrible!

funny!

Very funny but I wouln't try it... or maybe I would...

half of those sound like things i would say

I would try it, if I really didnt like the person or their family. Funny Though!

"Hey dude, I accidentally chipped the casket..."

LOL! Verry funny indeed!

"hi, thanks for inviting me to the funeral. it's great."

""Look what the cat dragged in"

Ehhh I tried

What about this one

'Is that mascara that he's wearing'

"All dressed up and no place to go."
"Not the first time shes been in the arms of six men."

hehehe

How about at a funeral...

*sniff sniff*...Can anyone smell BBQ?

was he/she a donor????

Well at least you still have the insurance mone- i mean memories