1. There was this guy who had been having a rough time. So he planned a bank robbery. He had worked on his plan for about a week when he decided to go through with it. he planned to quickly run in, stick up the bank tellers, and make his escape all within ten minutes. Everything had gone accoreding to plan, and the man had about $9,000, when he went outside to make his escape, his getaway vehicle was stolen!

2. Not a criminal story, but vey ironic. A CEO of a cigarette company had gone away one some business for a few days, leaving his home in the care of his housekeepers. He was called back home early form his trip becasue his house had burned down. upon furter investigation, the police determined that it was a cigarette that someone had left on the ground.

3. Two men had somehow managed to steal a safe from a fish store, containing some unknown amount of money. The men escaped with the safe, and they took it back to their apartment. the men lived upstairs, and they attempted to push the safe up the stairs to their apartment. After going up the stairs a few feet, gravity proved too much, and the men were crushed.

4. A man was holding hostages inside of their house, and dowsed them in gasoline, and threatened to set fire to them, unless some demands of his were met. The police negotiator talked with him for a half an hour when the man asked for a match. the police told him to come out and get it, and when he did, they arrested him.

5. This happened in LA. A man was on his bike in the drive-thru of a Taco Bell. He had a gun, and he held up the cashier at the window. He demanded all the money they had and a chalupa. They gave the man his money, but he proceeded to wait for his chalupa. While he was wating for his meal, the police cmae and arrested him.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I was gonna post that one

couldn;t help it

Yeah, that ones a classic

Funny. I love Taco Bell! Whatever happend to the Taco Bell dog?

He got away without any injury:P

heaps funny

That it is

I saw one on tv where a guy goes in to rob a convenience store, but as he comes in he leaves realizing his face is exposed...so he grabs a small box from outiside.
He comes back in and can't see where he is going so he leaves, makes holes, and then comes back in again...
By this time the clerk knew something was obviously up, so had already set off the silent alarm...but the guy still tried to rob him and in doing so, the box falls off his head...he then tries to run out, but the cops got there...
All this was caught on those sec. cams....funny stuff.
This guy obviously had to be drunk...not once did he bother to change clothes or even put his gun away...lol

i heard one where the guy robs the store, but his ride left or somthing, so he comes back and gives the money back and tries to saw its a joke