Man eats own toes
An Austrian man cut off his toes, fried them up and ate them between two slices of bread after getting high sniffing butane gas.

When ambulance men arrived he offered to share his meal with them, passing over a toe and saying: "It tastes like chicken, do you want some, there's a few still left over."

Police said the 35-year-old suddenly became very hungry after sniffing the gas and had searched all his kitchen cupboards, but found nothing to eat.

Grabbing a kitchen knife he cut off his toes on his left foot and dropped them in the frying pan.

The man's sister called the police when she walked into the kitchen and saw him making the toe sandwich.

By the time ambulance men arrived there was little of the hacked-off toes left and a spokesman said: "What there was, was too badly burned to re-attach."

A police spokesman added: "He told the ambulance men that he had more toes than he needed and didn't think he would notice if he got rid of a few."

He was taken to a hospital in Steyr where he is recovering from his injuries.
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SICK.

its called grocery shopping!!

I wonder what made up word he'll blurt out when he finds/found out what happened.

oh good lord...that's horrible


I actually yelped at that one...Shh don't tell anyone!

hahaha these people are crazy.

Who in their right mind would EAT THEIR OWN TOES!?!?!

This little piggy went to the market.....

and this little piggy went, we, we, we............into the frying pan

There's alot of pre-planning involved in that. And he didn't stop with one toe...he cut them all off!

Uck...his poor sister. What a thing to walk in on.

That man is definitley dangerous to the public! Getting high on butane fuel! Cutting off his toes! I can't imagine his face and mind when he snaps out and comes back to reality! "WHERED MY TOES GO! WHO ATE MY TOES?" haha

**Pukes** **Pukes countless times again**

i wonder if he cut off his big toe, cuz i heard that you need those to balance yourself while walking

okay, if a toe tastes like chicken. im never going to eat chicken again!

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See! The price of Hamberger is TO HIGH!

Well think about it, tastes like chicken.....it's all meat and bones. No matter what way you look at it....I mean think of the Donner party and what THEY had to go through

That almost made me laugh out loud. I have to be quite though as it's way past my bedtime.
What's so funny is what he says to the men and how uncaring he is. You must be hungry after that long drive. Would you like a cup of tea and a piece of my toe?

You see, thats why "getting high" is for loosers.

When hungry man get real high , Hungry man get real hungry and eats toes

So loose!

Mmmm mmm mmm, Home style cooking just like mom used to make, Just to tell you the callisises taste the best

Toe sandwich ah?! Luckily he didnt want a finger sandwich, that would have caused serious problems!

Is there really enough meat on your toes to make a sandwich with them?

Ouch and yuck!! A little bread for that toe-cheese yuck!! Wow glad I never get stupid or addicted to any drugs etc. It fries the brain.

I can't imagine there would be much meat on toes. It's mostly bone. Kind of like eating chicken wings

I wanna ask him if he's eating a footlong...

That's what I thought.

I guess I shouldn't try my toes, since I don't like chicken wings...

What on earth?!?!?!?

good thing he wasn't anywhere near the malaysian guy who was cooking himself.

a toe butty.

poor guy's going to have to get new shoes...

Wasn't there an urban legend where someone chopped their own face off and fed it to their dog?

Please excuse me while I go get sick**pukes**

Lol, that is so funny. I think he was really "high". I don't know how anyone could really do that, but who knows, people are very interesting and unexpectable. Lol, his poor sister!!!!

I know that you get the munchies when you get high, but this is ridiculous! > > > >

Just a tad.

what a foot fetish!

Lol!!

we are hungry now. mmm... toes....

would you like fries with that ?

im sorry but if youre that stupid u deserve to be laughed at

My gawd some people need to be locked up for their own good..thats sick! Lets just hope he did not have athletes foot...

eeeeewwwww

i am now officially throwing up my lunch...

Self-cannibalism...Eew.... But still, what's he gonna cut off and eat next? Good lord...

*pukes*

There's a short story by Stephen King, about a man trapped on a rocky outcrop who has to live of himself..............

It really is amazing how high he was to not realize that there was constant bleeding and the nerves are totally blanked out!

If thats the case, they should use that instead of anestisia. Instead of having anastesialogists, you'll have marijuanists!

lol what an absolute crack-up, this is why drugs and ppl just dont mix.... i hope he cleaned his toenails before he went the big bite.....

poor bugger, now he cant be wearing thongs (flip-flops) on a hot summers day

Oh yeah! True...Didn't think about the toenails. Uy! How do you do this!

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Very interesting.

That is so wrong and sick !!!