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emmy
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
.... with Beer

Kira
wink.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif that sounds about right.... nice one emmy smile.gif
crosis
HHHHhhhhmmmmm Beeeeer biggrin.gif
reese2
I think you have forgotten one very important way to impress me, anyway...

Holding her hair back while she hurls from a crazy night out... (Isn't that good?)


Reese
FreyKade
beer....but no kebab!
Althalus
I try to do all that for you anyway emmy, and I could not giove a rats ass about the beer bit biggrin.gif
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