FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man,who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.


MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store.
Amen

That was so funny

I pray for a nympho with medium boobs who owns a computer store.

Hmmmmmm nope don't know any<lol> PC playing up again D?

No its running great (touch wood) but like most men, never satisfied always wanting something faster or flashier or bigger

ahh yes, ive said that prayer many times

ahhh I see hun.


Mine is........ I hope tomorrow gets better than today and that nobody f***s it up

As for the one I posted twice bitten......running away very quickly.... Oh I'm sucha cynic

not a cynic , just someone who has been hurt and needs time to heal. Before going back out there and kicking butt.





we learn by our mistakes. thats why I know not to work inside a live computer with a screwdriver, it hurts the ears.

Ahhh ty

@ other part.hmmmm I can gues that it would

there is a loud bang when you accidently short the mainboard



i think i better go and say my prayers before someone decides i am not their favourite person anymore.

QUOTE (Celticwitch_00 @ Feb 28 2003, 07:59 PM)

MALE PRAYER: I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen [/font]

never actually prayed fpr that before

ha, not big boobs why not!

very funny CW