This is me...



You like?

I can't see the picture...

But the picture in my mind is very dirty, Moose. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Where? Where?

Moose, your picture didn't post!!

Darn, just when I wanted to see what the Moose looked like.





Edit: Stupid typos.

lol, melladior, you think like me. Moose now we have to see the pic or we will explode!

Yes, he did, some time ago. For your benefit, I shall reproduce it.

Some part of me was thinking you'd look like some buff scary dude...

That part of me was wrong...

So my malicious smirk, celebrating my triumph over the pictured bottle of iron bru, is not at all scary?

This coming from the guy who used to look like curly from the three stooges....

Guess not.


Nope. That's coming from the 6'0'' 200 pound guy that could crush you if angry.

lol.... the only thing crushing about you would be your appetite

What is it, two elephants and a baby panda for dinner? lol

That's what Talon keeps saying to me...before I kick his ass....

But before this thread turns into some kind of macho contest, let us settle on a single thing. It doesn't really matter...Sera could probably kick all our asses, so we'll defer to her judgement.

Let her try me....

I would PAY to see a "Subby vs. Sera" match...

But yes, let us not argue, Shadow. Besides, I'm not one to brag.

I'd pay for it myself..... lol

You know Sera actually owns wrestling gear, right?

You know I can take a lot of pain, right? lol

I have been messing around on Photoshop, it is so fun! I can't believe I never got to use it before, that I was denied such joy!

Me

And again...

You know, you look remarkably like my ex-gf....who...ended up turning me into a light snack for her pet vultures.

....on the plus side, she was hot. So good for you.

I have heard that so many times from people here

And thank you.

Probably the same girl. She got around

Nasty! But feeding you to a big bird was nasty too.

Yes, that was nasty, wasn't it...and to be honest, not really fair either...but a man scorned is a man scorned after all

Anyway, the two year saga is another story, for another time Let us go back to calling the girls in this thread cute, and remarking every so often about how the guys look like Satan.

I feel a lag in the attention for Snuffy department. What's the matter, here?

Snuffy, we don't love you any more...

S_C's pics are quite nice, however.

*squeezes*

but why?

Snuffs, I was kidding. Of course we love you!

Snuffs is the Sun of our universe....

Therefore I am the moon, and control the tides... I need love also.

this is grand! Of course, I was just making a scene...

I love Subby, in a purely platonic way, of course.

Snuffy, you're rather high maintenance. I hope you're worth the trouble...

And before you ask, you look beautiful today.

New to site but so very curious about all the great topics on it....so much can be learned when ones mind is opened

have you ever noticed you alwys look kinda siide on into the camera?


its beggining to disconcert (sp?) me.


like somekinda form of hypnotism.

Aww thank you.



No worries, it is my Irish charm Actually, I don't know why I do that.

I have got another wholesome photo of The Moose.This is one my frequent 'Charges at the cameraman'.

Woa....how do you...you know...type?

Ah, good question.A wizard once turned my hooves into hands

.....

I'm surprised that, when encountering a talking moose, my first question was "how do you type" instead of "A talking moose!? Where the hell did you learn to talk?"

But be that as it may...I'm sure we're all greatful to that wizard, for allowing you to bring your "ring ding shh da dom ba dey badda bom bom bor ring ring ding ding dore dore dore.......ring ring shhh baba wweeeeeeeee"ing goodness.

Thanking you

WOW, Moose!! You are truly a HUNK!

VanianVamp!

You'll enjoy UM, it's a great place to hang out and meet interesting people.

Or me

Sera you may not be a Moose with human hands, but you are interesting

moose, you are very sexy.

Do I count as a person?

Yo, Moose! You definitely qualify as a 'person' in my book.

You have an outstanding sense of humor.

sera

this question is in actual fact a very logical one.

consider this .


the "moose" (i have my doubts wether he truly is a moose or not , you see) is using a PC, therefore it/he may still nbot have the ability to actually talk (this may be down the fact he doesnt have a voice box) he therefore may only have the ability to interact through the medium of telecommunications , ie typing sh**.


Therefore you were correct in your original observation. It is indeed more shocking (until further research has been caried out) that this moose can type.

his riposte though that "a wizard turned his hooves into hands" has me doubting wether this is a beast or a man. i mean how unbelievable is that. A wizrd wouldve turned him completley into a man.


think i sailed up the clyde on a bannana boat do ya now?

that would be presuming he typed, as the moose could be wearing a headset and using a speech to text convertor.....

This has been a rather confusing event.....

Could it be that the Moose in question is communicating to all of us telepathically? And his posts are nothing more than a construct we've made in our mind to help us understand the concepts he's trying to bring across to us?

I tried one of those...didn't work too well. Anything I tried to dictate ended up full of typos when it misunderstood me...liberally dotted with swearing everytime I noticed it had made a typo. Had I handed it in unedited, my university lecturer would have been most confused.

"And so, in conclusive...sh*t...the results of the expired meat...no...damn it...not expired meat...guh...they clearly show that the rate of photography varies with...what!? Photography!? I'm talking about plants you stupid peice of microsoft crap!"

ah subby i see , some sort of motor function aid.

truly this is a compelling case.

however as the mosse himself claims of wizard involvement , i would have to say this moose is magical or a very disturbed man sitting behind his computer wearing a moose suit , who beleieves he is a moose.


there is a third way i suppose, perhaps it is just his screen name , perhaps he doesnt beleieve himself to be a moose , perhaps he was merely jesting , perhaps ill spell beleive right in the near future.