Dear Lord,

So far today, I am doing all right. I have not gossiped, lost my temper,

been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self indulgent. I have not whined,

bitched, cursed, or eaten any chocolate. I have not charged on my credit

card. And I thank you. However, I am going to get out of bed in a few

minutes, and I will need a lot more help after that.

Amen.

really

THAT'S GOOD

very funny!