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Angelofmercy
Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow


what the heck is Panto Cow???
Nxt2Hvn
Nxt2Hvn, Your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian.

First Name, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.

First and Last name, Your ideal job is a Dietician.


I like the first one best!! thumbsup.gif
spooks
i got puppeteer with my first name, and heavyweight boxer with my surname and first name, i know which job i prefer! LOL
Yona
Walter, Your ideal job is a Satan(first)
Wilson, Your ideal job is a As the Speaking Clock.(last)
Alvin, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp. (middle)
Yona, Your ideal job is a Evil boss. (nick)

Yona
Slaphappypappy, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world. (really old nickname)

meep
first name circus freak
meep rally car driver
moe eubleck
moe eubleck, Your ideal job is a President.




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QueenoftheNight
mine- mandy, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome... interesting
Lottie
Your ideal job is a Funeral Director. huh.gif

Well unfortunately I have met a few corpses in my time! w00t.gif
Wild_Woman
My ideal job is an office Numpty.
What is a numpty?
Mad Manfred
I'm a porn star...

Sure are alot of porn stars here, eh?

PS. No idea what a Numpty is...maybe clown?
MonkeyMan
it's says for me

Zakary Johansson........what are you kidding me? You even work?
Corporal Cupcake
cool.gif Pheenix Winters, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot
or,
****** ******, Your ideal job is a Heavyweight Boxer. Wikkid stix
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tiddlyjen
Jenna H******* your ideal job is a pirate blink.gif
ARGH ME HEARTIES!
Tiddlyjen - your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator thumbsup.gif

*swedish chef* werdie werdie werdie werdie...*sees bistetti (tongue.gif my lil sis' version of spaghetti) move* huh? *picks up rolling pin* BANG! werdie werdie werdie....
pagan_jedi_girl
Dentist?????
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snuffypuffer
Your ideal job is a Dentist.

what the hell? huh.gif

snuffypuffer, Your ideal job is a Stripper.

how did it know?
saRa
QUOTE
Sara, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter.


Woooo!!

Dowdy
Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp.


Whatever you say thumbsup.gif
Apocalyptic Cryptid
Apocalyptic Cryptid, Your ideal job is a Supermodel.
AND
******** *****, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.

LOL...Prime minister
LisaMHD
Im an Insurance Fraudster!!!!!!!!
MonkeyMan
these are sao hilarious laugh.gif
SerenitysRiver
Jessica ****** - Cowboy
Jessica- pole dancer
SerenitysRiver - a prostitute

Well..... I guess I'm a stripper/prostitute who uses a cowboy gimick.... oh, and I just got images from that...... blink.gif
Ruby
My whole name.......Garden Gnome
My first name.......Pirate
And just my last name.......Insurance Fraudster

grin2.gif Wow what a life wacko.gif
sheila12
my ideal job would be a pole dancer
QueenoftheNight
Mandy, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.
cor_raven
STand up comedian, WOOOO
HolyDevil2053
LOL...my real name: Street Sweeper
SN: Sandwhich Board Advertising happy.gif
cutycub
WTF? Rabbit Slayer? lol!
paraclete1
Whoa... This thing's just too good. I just had to quit my 9-1-1 dispatcher job due to pain sad.gif and have been telling everyone that I'm just going to stay home and take care of the house...

My Job prediction...

Housekeeper. blink.gif


(how did it know???) dontgetit.gif

Don alien.gif
djdodo
Your ideal job is a Movie star. w00t.gif cool.gif happy.gif (for my real name)

Your ideal job is a Nun. dontgetit.gif laugh.gif wacko.gif (for djdodo)
tendo
mermaid...then a pole dancer...for my real name, that was...my dad got 'unemployed'
and tendo got a 'permanent temp' huh.
gufzoo
real name: sewage worker
gufzoo: PROFESSIONAL TRAMP!!!!!! Whoopee!!!!!!!!
gabe
[real name], Your ideal job is a As the Speaking Clock
ames2787
My ideal job is a stand up comedian.
final flight
My ideal job is a suicide bomber.

or for final flight. Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.


kreestar
Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer

ohmy.gif Not bunnies!!! crying.gif
crazy_boy
crazy boy, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer.

whats the pay like?

{first name} Your ideal job is a Office Gopher disgust.gif

{first and last name} Your ideal job is a village idiot grin2.gif

{complete and full name} Your ideal job is a Mermaid blink.gif
HolyDevil2053
HOlydevil, Your ideal job is a Dentist.


lol...thought I would see if there was a change from my last prediction...
I think it is a little step up from street sweeper....lol wink2.gif
Erikl
WTF??
Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber. Ok, is this some kind of a joke? disgust.gif wacko.gif
spooks
Spooks - Your ideal job is a Dodgem Driver.
first name - Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in. <--- perfect wink2.gif

first and last name together - Your ideal job is a puppeteer blink.gif

Hotoke
Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer

hotoke, Your ideal job is a Village Idiot.
MichaelS
Your ideal job is a Church Minister.

Ironic, since I don't actually believe in a sentient thinking God. hmm.gif
Jesus_Freak
Thomas Jordan Conger, Your ideal job is a Prostitute.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! crying.gif crying.gif tongue.gif
riotboy555
mine was traffic warden.
rassy
My ideal job came up as housekeeper! Well, that makes sense since I have 4 kids and they don't keep the house up much themselves!
final flight
A prime minister.
Me_Again
QUOTE
Me_Again, Your ideal job is a Nun.


rofl.gif A psychic once told me that I was one in a past life ohmy.gif
star_child
Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero


Maybe superstar, but I hate football!

I think Ill take its meaning as I have goals in life, or something.
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