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AutumnDragon
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me >>>> Your ideal job is a Sewage Worker. blink.gif crying.gif
Janiel
J** N******, Your ideal job is a Porn Star
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Janiel, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.
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Subtemperate
Me , Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.
AztecInca
A professinal shopper?!!?! LOL!

For AztecInca its a Soap actor! LOL!
Deimos
A cowboy for me, alrighty...
stillcrazy
stillcrazy, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist.
salembaby
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif a hypnotist.
or, Anything except what you're doing now hahahaha. i'll agree with that.

hahaha. my other name makes me an "evil boss" hahahaha devil.gif devil.gif
AliceCoopersGirl
My real name's job would be an astrologer

When I get married my married name's job would be a prostitute!!!! huh.gif whistling2.gif devil.gif

User name's job is trained assassin.

Got a nice mixture to pick from there then laugh.gif cool.gif
mr_halo

Adam, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer tongue.gif

Adam Franklin, Your ideal job is a Playing for Aberdeen huh.gif

mr halo, Your ideal job is a Gigolo wink2.gif

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AliceCoopersGirl
Maybe you and me could work together Mr_Halo...your gigolo and my prostitute devil.gif
mr_halo
QUOTE(AliceCoopersGirl @ Nov 3 2004, 01:03 PM)
Maybe you and me could work together Mr_Halo...your gigolo and my prostitute devil.gif
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well i do need the money laugh.gif

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Tia
Tia..........A street sweeper

First name only..........a garden gnome
Married name.............a permanent temp

Maiden name..............a movie star, It looks like I'll be reverting back to my maiden name. tongue.gif grin2.gif
The Banana Pie Eater!
Bpe, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

Ok...
colorless
Kevin, Your ideal job is a who are you kidding, you work?
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smallpackage
first name - a Office numpty. (zzzzzz...wtf)
middle name - Anything where you can kiss ass. (!!!)
last name - a Hypnotist.

Great...I have no future
lego jedi
My screen name is a paliantolagist

my real name is an air steward.... cant win either way lol
Kryso
Glen Johnson, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in. huh.gif They know me so well!
AliceCoopersGirl
QUOTE(mr_halo @ Nov 3 2004, 01:09 PM)
QUOTE(AliceCoopersGirl @ Nov 3 2004, 01:03 PM)
Maybe you and me could work together Mr_Halo...your gigolo and my prostitute devil.gif
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well i do need the money laugh.gif

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Cool,bring your red light hun.... laugh.gif laugh.gif
Asterix
Lol. I got Garden Gnome..
Whatever that might imply.. grin2.gif
chico del nacho
with my real name my dream job is the one i have now. this angers me to no ends.

however...

chico del nacho, Your ideal job is a God. i do not disagree cool.gif
kikuchiyo
don't what job it is but it's : Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.
emmy
Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.

YAY!!! grin2.gif
mr_halo
QUOTE(AliceCoopersGirl @ Nov 3 2004, 05:01 PM)
QUOTE(mr_halo @ Nov 3 2004, 01:09 PM)
QUOTE(AliceCoopersGirl @ Nov 3 2004, 01:03 PM)
Maybe you and me could work together Mr_Halo...your gigolo and my prostitute devil.gif
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well i do need the money laugh.gif

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Cool,bring your red light hun.... laugh.gif laugh.gif
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my red light is always with me original.gif

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Daughter of the Nine Moons
Dotty, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist.
stillcrazy
Under my screen name it was a mad scientist.

Real Name: Sean *******, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy.
Michelle

maiden name...housekeeper...no thanks

married name...stripper......hhhhmmmm

Michelle....a pirate....I shall go forth on our 22 foot sailboat and reek havoc mwahahaha cool.gif
bloodmoon
first name air steward
middle name kids tv presenter :|
last name pirate

whole name anything except what im doing now

user name brain surgeon

hmm, so i will be an air pirate that steals little kids brains. muahahaha
ChrisC098
Chris Cook, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director.
Chris, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.
ChrisC098, Your ideal job is a Litter Warden.

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Diebytheflyguy
My Real Name: Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman.
My First Name Only: Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.
My UM Name: Your ideal job is a Sewage Worker.
My Nick Name: Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp.
CertifiedPublicAssasin
real name- pron star

CertifiedPublicAssasin- Clown
BurnSide
Your ideal job is a Gigolo.


Amen to that.
Canadian Rottweiler
I am a mad scientist. original.gif
Hey Burnside,type burnside as your name and see what it says. tongue.gif laugh.gif tongue.gif
BurnSide
Nice, Insurance Fraudist!

Now THAT'S a dream job!!
Great Big Sea
Rally Car Driver was for my user name.
Village Idiot was for my real name mellow.gif huh.gif *cries loudly* That's so mean! crying.gif
Canadian Rottweiler
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Nov 3 2004, 05:32 PM)
Nice, Insurance Fraudist!

Now THAT'S a dream job!!
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It's awesome.Maybe you should change your actual name to Burnside. grin2.gif
Deimos
that job predictor didn't even guess that I should be a Monster Hunter sad.gif
AutumnDragon
QUOTE(TwilightDemon @ Nov 3 2004, 05:03 AM)
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me >>>> Your ideal job is a Sewage Worker.  blink.gif  crying.gif
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S/N=Your ideal job is a Unemployed ohmy.gif
future name=Your ideal job is a Cowboy thumbsup.gif
last name=Your ideal job is a Stripper laugh.gif
first name=Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator huh.gif
middle name=Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp tongue.gif
mr_halo
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Nov 4 2004, 01:21 AM)
Your ideal job is a Gigolo.


Amen to that.
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ah a fellow gigolo, welcome to the club wink2.gif

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AliceCoopersGirl
QUOTE(mr_halo @ Nov 3 2004, 09:57 PM)


my red light is always with me  original.gif

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Emmy got a cool job...sounds like an ideal job to me. thumbsup.gif
Novo
Omg.. Im just spooked out now!
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Jordan couch, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer.

*waits on fluffy*
Trickster
"Your ideal job is a Pirate."

That's scary, indeed!
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firefemme1202
HAHA!!! OMG, no one has these ones yet I don't think....

FireFemme = MONKEY IMPRESSIONIST!!!! laugh.gif I love it, when can I start...

Sheryl (and last name)= Hypnotist

Sheryl (and middle name) = PING PONG BALL INSPECTOR !! thumbsup.gif

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Canadian Rottweiler
Those are funny firefemme laugh.gif thumbsup.gif laugh.gif
Fugu-Fish
Wow i'm a Nun.....Wishfull Thinking..... ph34r.gif ph34r.gif blink.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif
JackTheStripper
Mike, your ideal job is a second-hand car salesman

DUDE THIS SUCKS!!!

TheJack
Shadowsleet
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Shady, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.


....k
firefemme1202
QUOTE(Canadian @ Nov 7 2004, 04:05 AM)
Those are funny firefemme laugh.gif  thumbsup.gif  laugh.gif
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Too darn bad I couldn't really get paid for those lol.
saRa
mermaid??

let's go swimming! laugh.gif
Devilwolf
Your ideal job is a Unemployed
girty1600
Your ideal job is.......mermaid????? WTF? I don't even have fins! blink.gif
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