Heard these the other day and thought I would make you all groan...

A ship carrying blue paint collided with a ship carrying red paint
at sea.
The crews were marooned....

Two crisps were strolling down the road when a driver in a car
pulled over and offered them a lift.
'No thanks,' said the crisps, 'we're Walkers...'

ohhhhhhh yes big groan Thanks LB

Very funny LB!



But I thought you were gonna tell this one:
'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'


PANTS!!!

Oh Loonboy

ok, there are no pants in the jokes and i have no idea what a crisp is

very funny LB

That was also a good one KC

a "crisp" is what americans call "chips" that come in a little bag. walkers is a popular brand name of "chips" in the uk.

ok, my idea of that joke wasn't even close. thanks for the explanation

Well I got your joke DS, lol. Even though it was pants...

OK! had nothing to do with pants and it wasnt really that funny...well maybe not for me because I didnt know what a crisp or waler was....ok it was funny...

Yes LB those two were pants! but the first one made me chuckle (is that sad???)
Good one KC!