Hoorah!!!! This is great lots of pressies for me this year then!

I want... new eyes. I hate glassess. I always loose or break them when I go drinking!

wonders if kryso has heard of contact lenses of laser surgery ...

Dear Santa,

First i must apologise for last year, i know the claymore anti-personal mine i rigged to the fireplace was a bit much, but you know how i don't like midnight intruders. For chrimbo i would like two things, first is a shotgun wielding hot chick in a thong, something along the lines of denise richards - oiled if possible. Secondly a 50 megaton uranium isotope thermonuclear device, i know last year you had trouble finding a lithium trigger, but theres always this year eh?

Thanks Santa

P.s Hows the leg?

Dear Santa,

I tried to be good this year and I think I did OK....

I'm actually pretty content but I do have a few things I want:

• An original D&D boxed set signed by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson.
• A 1e AD&D Fiend Folio...I keep loosing on ebay for that.
• 2e AD&D's book of artifacts.
• I know she is dead but could you make sure that Patricia Pulling is roasting in hell?
• A shrink wrapped mint copy of the orange covered 'Palace of the Silver Princess'
• This last one is not for me but very critical...could you give George Bush, Donald Rumsfelt and Dick Cheney a set of brains?

Like I said that seems to be it.

Ice, Snow, Blood and Iron,
Syko

I can probably arrange for them to get ! brain between them, which i am sure you will agree would be a marked improvement

I want my daughter back.. That is all I want.

Here's a free template for your letters.

thanks but the bloody thing keeps falling over before i can get my pen on it...quite frustrating really!

that sounds like its got a painful story attached to it ...sorry for you reese 2

i wonder what happened to all my old letters to santa? i put them in the mailbox myself do you think post offices have special roooms for santa letters?

It does, and it is ok Jedi... Thank you though...

no problem .... <---- for you too

someone with a heart beat..

hey Fugu hows it going mate <---------------check it out over 400 now ....boy have i got too much time...

ps i will lend you zebby lol

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, just my two front teeth.....

oh yes.....

"I want a lifetime supply of slurpies and eskimo pies...i want a first class trip to Hawaii"


actually, What i really want is a computer that works properly and quickly, and a horse. But i might as well ask for all of France, so whats on my list is a bunch of Gamecube games, cds, a chair, and assorted other junk.

oo and a magic 8-ball

OOOh a magic eight ball......

I would love someone to make a house payment for me.

an eightball and a house repyment very nice you two very nice

And a Sherman tank, I want a Sherman tank. It has classic lines, all American horsepower, and when you're out in your tank, everyone notices you.

But if that fails, I'd really like that magic eight ball.

i like the idea of a sherman tank..."never again will there be an argument with snuffy over parking spaces."

you could park where you wanted , leave a note on the side of the tank
"clamp this" lol a very worried traffic warden would greet you on your return lol

I want a new computer.

Oh yes...

Great he gets a house repayemnt...but i can't have my nuclear device... ¬_¬

I would like a tree-house with a howitzer

a tree house with a howizter very cool ...order two then i can have one too...and atree that would be useful lol

Money I suppose..then I wait a week...and its my birthday...then more money!


Ither that or a Japanese girl...

all i want for christmas is the tooth fairy's head....
this will jazz us greatly

dude, i got one of those last christmas. its awesome. thats a nice choice for a christmas gift.

I wanna a bass guitar and an amp, so i cna play some jams with my friends and come up with my own stuff and start a band herre and maybe then go somewhere else and play songs therre.

you can have a thermo-nuclear device of unimaginable destructive power for your birthday...but only if your good

A new hottub and a box of Godiva chocolates would make my christmas very merry!

added, to my list of presents is the england rugby team

oh hang on.... just realised how that sounded


i meant tickets to an england game lol

naughty he he !

Are you sure you just want the tickets? I would go all out and ask for rugby team instead.

P.S santa... one rugby team pleeease!

well you know lottie, not that u mention it, i would love johnny wilkinson, as an xmas present and will greenwood and ben cohen and jason robinson, and josh lewesy, and lewis moody and olly barkley, and paul grayson,

that is just a few of the rugby team, not too greedy i hope

No!!! Not at all! Yum...

I can't speak for the ladies but for us guys this lady would work for most of us.



http://www.jemcorp.com/celebs/images/accep...hania_twain.jpg

Or maybe this.......


http://www.engine-power.com/img/specs/dodge_ram_srt10_01.jpg

His and Hers
http://www.thx2.net/Z06/Z06-Viper.jpg

It's not a matter of WHAT... it's a matter of WHO!

*significant look at Me_Again*

santa, i have been a really really really really good girl
so please please please please can i have the england rugby team for christmas

jonny wilkinson........in my stocking! ahhhhhh the possibilties, ok i should stop before i go any further! lol

Considering the shape America is in perhaps this would be better.....
http://images.gunsamerica.com/upload/976428137-1.jpg

ooooh topical and funny, although i am not sure santa delivers weapons of death, kinda makes it harder for him to think you've been a good boy and return the next year , bad for buisness and all that !

Well, for Yule this year....I have NO clue what I want. A boyfriend? lol

I don't tend to focus on gifts. Just getting to go home and visit my mom is gift enough for me.

Being a fool I offered to cook for my sister for Christmas. What with all our family, friends, weird wandering minstrels, it’s about 20-ish people.

So what I would like for Christmas is someone to peel the spuds for me!

PIE!!!!!!

i REALLY want the PSP. although i probably wont get it...i can always hope...