In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.

Ducks quacking after 10 pm in Essex Falls, New Jersey are breaking the law.

In Quitman, Georgia, it is against the law for a chicken to cross any road within the city limits.

In McDonald, Ohio, farmers cannot march a goose down a city street. And fowl, particularly roosters, are prohibited from going into bakeries in Massachusetts.

In Kansas, it is illegal for chicken thieves to work during daylight hours.

In New York, frogs may be taken from their ponds from June 16 to September 30, but only between sunrise and sunset.

In Pennsylvania, no one is allowed to shoot bullfrogs on a Sunday.

In Arizona, the bullfrog-hunting season is permanently closed.

In Vermont, you can be fined if your pig runs in a public park without the permission of a selectman.

French Lick Springs, Indiana, once passed a law requiring all black cats to wear bells on Friday the 13th.

Madison, Wisconsin, will not allow joint custody of a family pet when a couple divorces - the animal is legally awarded to whoever happens to have possession of it at the time of the initial separation.

Dogs in Foxpoint, Wisconsin, may not bark profusely, snarl, or make any menacing gestures.

In Texas, it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.

It is illegal to ride a mule down Lang, Kansas' Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.

Over in Berea, Kentucky and also in Willamantic, Connecticut, horses are not allowed out on the streets and highways at night unless the animal has a "bright" red taillight securely attached to its rump.

Horses may not wear cowbells inside the city limits of Tahoe City, California.

In Washington, though, every cow wandering the streets of Seattle must be wearing a cowbell.

In Burns, Oregon, horses are allowed in the town's taverns, if an admission fee is paid before they enter.

You can't blow your nose in public places in Leahy, Washington, because it might scare a horse and cause it to panic.

In Wanassa, New Jersey, a dog is breaking the law if it is heard to be "crying."

You know you live in a stupid town when stupid people make stupid laws for animals!
Funny, but very strange.

They must have ran out of laws so made up these stupid ones. Or may have just got bored!

Most of these laws are still on the books but, a hundred or more years old...thats why they are funny.

*Thinks of all the paint he's wasted!*

I can't believe these are real! I would love to see a chicken being arrested.

Those are so stupid that they are hilarious

Here's one that's sort of an animal law:
(Dis told me it)

In Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, it is illegal to drag a dead horse down Bank street, one of the main streets in the City.
It's okay to drag one down the other streets though!!

Weird.
Did you know that it is illegal to shoot a bigfoot anywhere in the USA?

The below pic is not of this sign(I have seen these no hunting signs,they are mostly in Colorado)But the below pic is of a sasquatch crossing sign,which is weird.

In fairbanks alaska (where i live) it is illeagal to own a moose as a pet. while it is not illeagal here to own a pet bear it is illeagal to take it to bars and other clubs

Sasquatch Xing!!

Yeah,it's funny. Those are actual signs though.Most of the sasqutch signs are in Colorado.Some signs say that there is a $100,000 fine for shooting a sasquatch.I have seen these in real life.Makes ya wonder what the government and the president knows...