There's this enchanted forest...and a LOT of animals live in it...

Only problem is... the forest has only ONE convenience store... so it's really, really crowded there...

One day a little hamster walks to the store and sees this HUGE line in front of the store... he tries to sneak around the other animals and cut in the line...

Unfortunately, a wolf sees him trying, grabs him by the arm... gives him a few punches on the nose, pokes his eye, and then kicks him aaaallll the way to the back of the line... And the line has gotten even LONGER!

The little hamster really doesn't want to be the last in line, so he tries it around the other side of the line waiting...

Tough luck...the wolf spots him trying again, grabs him by the arm... bites his ear, bashes his forehead to a nearby tree, and kicks him aaaaalll the way to the back of the line again... And the line is really, REALLY long now...

The hamster is thinking to himself that he must try to get past the wolf... so he takes a few steps back... starts to run and makes a huge leap... running over the heads of all the other animals waiting in line....

This must be his lucky day, because he makes it past the wolf... the wolf tries to grab him again but this time the hamster is really agile and fast and dodges the attempts... running swiftly on the other animals heads...

The little hamster almost is there when he sees a big bear in the front of the line... and this guy is really TOO BIG to jump over... So he just tries to pass this one on the side....

Not a good idea...now the bear sees him trying, grabs him by the arm... punches his lights out, head butts him, and kicks the hamster aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll the way to the back of the, now extremely long, line....

The hamster is now tired and very achy... so he sighs "Guess I won't be opening the store today..."

hahaha...i didnt expect that...its a goodun

Very Funny

good one Phantom!

Excellent joke, here drink this

Good one Phantom

Never thought it would end that way...funny though.....