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AliceCoopersGirl
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This is great.
I got most of mine right(for both sexes dontgetit.gif )
Canadian Rottweiler
Haha funny,and true laugh.gif thumbsup.gif grin2.gif
AliceCoopersGirl
Here's one about urinals this way

And about what you would do if you got caugh short in the woods linky


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lego jedi
QUOTE(AliceCoopersGirl @ Nov 11 2004, 11:10 PM)
Here's one about urinals  this way

And about what you would do if you got caugh short in the woods linky


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i got all the urinal one right except the last ...which is a trick Q!

I probably should be so pleased about this achivement...but i like winning thumbsup.gif grin2.gif
cor_raven
Nice heh, got all of the opp sex thing and the urinal one
Canadian Rottweiler
Those are sooooooooo funny. laugh.gif Can you find some more like that Alice?
Wild_Woman
i understand everybody!!!!!
pagan_jedi_girl
Got em all right yaay!!!!!

I unto ya, can't fool me!!! *insert manic laugh*
Tia
Yay I got all the (both sexes ) questions right. thumbsup.gif
AliceCoopersGirl
QUOTE(Canadian @ Nov 11 2004, 11:07 PM)
Those are sooooooooo funny. laugh.gif Can you find some more like that Alice?
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I'll try...it won't be until after the weekend as I am away Canadian. original.gif
gabe
got both sexes and the camping test, it's always the third alternative
Kryso
Lol, good ones! w00t.gif
FLY SPITTA
IT'S OFFICIAL I'M A PIMP! grin2.gif
MonkeyMan
Since this is a communication thread and i have bad communication i need serious help, and i know rottwielr boy as he is sitting right by me devil.gif
Canadian Rottweiler
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HolyDevil2053
got them all right! cool

I did the urinal one before...never knew that a man using the bathroom was so complicated
Disinterested
hahaha. I got this email this morning:

Womens definitions:

40-ish............................................49
Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No tits>
Average looking....................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoying
New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................b****
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Canadian Rottweiler
Good one disinterested. laugh.gif Sounds about right. grin2.gif
ChrisC098
I got them all right. Go me.
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