yo, I'm a new guy and I like this site. Just thought i would let everbody on here know. I seen your site before and it was cool so i join it.

hello and welcome to the craziness of almost everyone. hope you have a good time

Can you Mambo, Mambo? Mambo number Five?

Welcome to UM! Your grasp of the English language appalls me.....j/k!

i not speakin english, I talk mambo

Mambo Says Whoop Whoop!!!

In return, I shall say .................Hooooooooodie hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*sings and dancing around...*

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks!

*stops dancing and looks at the new person*

hello new person! welcome to the madness
i dont know why they call it "the madness" i mean we arent crazy...

*trails off and dances around in circles again*

whoop whoop for sara too! mambo is a cool person that likes to whoop. i hope mambo won't be taken down by monkies. hide the cheese!

girl with funny name, Mambo thinks it's well

Dumplings are not bad for you, you are a good person

Welcome:) I hope you enjoy yourself

Hi Mambo, welcome, welcome, welcome.

i like the spinny eyes, but mambo can be much crazier than that

Edit; removed inappropriate image. Mambo, please show a bit more discretion and decency when posting images, yours was removed because it was in poor taste.

^Almost as crazy as mambo

thats a ugly baby, I feel bad for her. *sigh* I guess shes cute in a ugly kinda way, like them naked cats

Welcome to UM Mambo! I hope you have fun on here!

Story time, hope it entertains.....especially Mambo .

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Its a dark and foggy night in a modern Australian boulevard surounded by builings of gothic architecture and a cemetary nearby. The fog is very dense and the temperature is cold and blistering.

A man wearing a black cloak and long hood appears unto the threshold of a unsuspecting, dark and foggy alleyway. He emerges from a dark alleyway and advances toward Mambo's position. He makes a sudden stop, and lowers his hooded head upon Mambo's shoulder, barely touching him.

Mambo makes a startling jump and tries to look back. But the cloaked mans presence kept him in a paralyzed state.

The cloaked man then spoke words that made the hair on Mambo's neck stand...

"Your path to death and destruction is nearly complete"

...and in an instant, the cloaked man drifted away into the silent and foggy alleyway leaving Mambo to wet his pants in shock and disbalief...
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The man was a member of the Council of Darkness...

Sorry Mambo, just felt like saying a story .

Picture copyright of ---http://sevenseas.9online.fr/pages/Council%20of%20Darkness.htm--- website.

P.S. Thats the picture faded in the banner in my sig. Banner copyright of UniversalAbsurdity and the Council of Believers .

halio that was hilarious.

Mambo number eight Snuffs...that's the Mambo that rocks!

yo, I'm a Moe guy and we like this site. Just thought we would let everbody on here know. Moe has seen your site before and it was cool so moe join it. Ya brah!
we like talk pidgin jus like da kine mambo talk.

Welcome Mambo, let us see the mamboness spread throughout this amazing forum that you will never want to leave again!

oooooooh another noob. so many noobies to set on fire in so little time *chases mambo with flame thrower* : : : : : :

Hiya Mambo...welcome to the nuthouse...I mean UM.

Here have a lolly

Welcome mambo...

Unofficial site rules – take all your dirty dishes to the kitchen, don’t just leave them in the sink! Apart from that, it’s all good!

Hi Mambo................Like he says....

Hey Welcome and hope you have fun here