Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both
go before an angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel
must decide which of them gets in.

The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at
these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm
sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for
eternity."

The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up,
and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever. The
angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."


Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two
of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into
a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"




"Sorry, Dolly," says the angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush
beats a pair - no matter how big they are."

Hahahaha Dude,you have some of the funniest jokes that I have ever heard.Where do you get them all from?

I usually get them in emails.

I'll go look and see if I've got some others.

OH yeah! That is one to pass on to my email buds! Thanks! LMAO!!

Dolly is one of my idols.. she was actually born and raised one county over from where I live...

She even has her own amusement park... Dollywood...no kidding!

Link to Dollywood

LOL, good one...