One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"




"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

Now that's a groaner....the other ones were funny though.

That's good man do more

Ha! Ha! That's messed up!

oh crap!!!! that made me laugh out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was awesome!!!!!!! Mad props on that one man!

Funny. I would defiantly kick his butt after that!

Nice Logic.......Very Good..........