A professor at Texas A&M University was giving a lecture of the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many
people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has
ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and
tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks,

"So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Bubba replied, "sh**! From way back thar I thought you said - "Goats."

good one Nxt2Hvn..

Bwahahahahahahaaaa
That's a good one!

Fummy! I love A&M(aggie) Jokes. here's a few more....

A bunch of aggies were going to a party in a pic up truck. The two guys were in the front and the two girls were sitting in the back. While crossing a bridge the driver lost control of the vehicle. The truck flipped over and fell into the river. The 2 guys got out of the truck and swam the the suface. As they got out, they noticed the girls had not come up yet. Finally they women emerge from the water gasping for air. As the guys helped them out of the river, they asked the girls,"What took you so long?" The girls said,"We couldn't get the tailgate open!"

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Did you here about the Fire at the A&M library?
Yeah... It was pretty bad. Both books got destroyed. And one wasn't even colored in!
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What do you call an attractive girl at A&M?
A visitor.

Well those last ones aren't sooo funny. It might just be a Texas thing. But Anywho...those are the only few I know.

All four was funny! Thankies!

Lol, being a Texan myself, my high school was split between A&M and University of Texas...so I've heard a lot of jokes, but that first one was just plain funny!!! Too bad it make us Texans look bad but nonetheless funny!!

uuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Funny though

loooool all 4 are cool

lol. ah, rednecks...*pulls out bazooka* They're crazy! funny joke-story-thingy, though.

hehehe niiiiiiice! *cracks up*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Those are too funny