other. They can't keep their hands off each other and they jump into bed
and start getting all snugly. The passion is really heating up. They
get to quite an intense point, but then the wife stops and says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me".
The guy says "WHAT??" The lady replies "You need to get in tune with my
emotional needs as a Woman " .
Then he realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might
as well deal with it.
So the next day the man takes her shopping at a big department store.
He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't
decide. He tells his woman to take all three of them. Then they go over
and get matching shoes! worth $200 each, then they go to the Jewelry
Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The lady is so
excited. She thinks her guy has flipped out, but she does not care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet. He says "you don't even play tennis, but
OK if you like it then let's get it." The woman is jumping up and down
so excited she cannot even believe what is going on.She says "I am
ready to go, lets go to the cash register."
The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now."
The woman's face goes blank. He Continues- "I just wanted you to HOLD
this stuff for a while." The look on her face is indescribable and she
is about to explode. The husband calmly says, "You need to be in tune
with my financial needs as a Man".
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