FOR SALE: One Human Soul, cleansed of all sins. Unfortunately I am unable to provide a photo.
Sex female, but can adapt to any human body, it can adapt to any sex, he, she or even a heshe

Religion Christian, but this soul is very open minded on any religion, Including Atheism. Regular attendance at church and confessing of all of my sins, only 2, has kept my soul at a church rating of 100%. Almost new, only 18 years old and in great health and physical Beauty.

Speaks English, Spanish, German, and French fluently. Has the ability to reincarnate after Death for any Buddhist people.

Me the owner of this soul had sneeze when nobody was around to say God Bless You, but had a jar in my hands at the time and sneezed right into it. My soul managed to escape my body but did not escape the jar. The soul will be shipped to you in a air tight jar so the soul can not escape. The local church was unable to help me enough to get my soul back in me. I was given holy water and told to take 3 droplets 3 times a day for 1 months, and to take the jar, with my soul in it everywhere, to coax my soul back inside me. I was worried as to why my soul was taking so long to come back. Until the 5 week where my soul told me that she no longer what to live inside of me and want to separate from each other for good, and wanted to take on new challenges with someone else. So I thought to my self why try to make your soul come back to me when it could be used my a new loving person. This is why I am selling my soul to ebay bidders. My soul is looking for a good home where it will me taken care of, with love and kindness.

COMPATIBILITY RATING:

This human soul is extremely low maintenance, and is compatible with any human body, be they saints or sinners, but especially for anyone who has lost their passion for life, or would like to feel young at heart again. Once my soul is absorbed, the rejuvenating effect should be felt instantly. Please be assured that we parted on good terms, and so my soul comes to you with no hexes or curses, just a whole lot of love
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I can't believe ebay is letting stuff like that on there.

Keh! That's weird! And if you didn't have your soul, you'd be just an empty shell, so how could you sell it on eBay? A hoax I say.

People are getting weirder and weirder yeah I agree it's just a stupid hoax.

The best part is, 3 people have bidded on it!

Well Burndide I've been in the market for a-while now. I can't tell you just how good it is to find a soul in such pristine condition , fingers crossed

@ Kismit

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You don't say

lol...$3.25...at least it's not one of those crazy ones where people are bidding hundreds for it.

You're the third bidder aren't ya?

Would I get to test-drive this soul first? I've been burned before...

ebay..........always providing cheap entertaiment.

It'll cost more to ship it.

I already have about 25 souls, what could I possibly want another one for!

A soul for $10.50 canadian...thank god our dollar is going up

some time pretty soon we should start seeing satanic cults tormenting a sealed glass jar..........

Winning bid: C $3.25
Ended: 26-Nov-04 22:36:02 EST
Start time: 19-Nov-04 22:36:02 EST
History: 6 bids (C $1.00 starting bid)
Winning bidder: kmleb ( 0 )



...some mothers children

Damn, I could have used a good soul!

Oh well...would one of you mind sneezing into this jar for me?