fluff...magazines or a rabbit...trell us all what is under your bed!

I don't even know. I gotta go down there and see. Wanna join my expedition?

Last i remember...i had stolen chupacabra...i think i stuffed him down there.
*goes to look*
oh...
i killed it...

I have battle ship the board game. yes.

i'm not too sure about wots under my bed but last time a looked there was:
apple,lunch box, spiders, school work, pens, rulers, a dvd player that i'm taking apart, cd player, and something that tries to eat me

The only thing i saw was two eyes looking at me

I have a waterbed

A Jenna Jameson love doll KIDDING!

I have action figures and things that I used to play with as a wee lad.

It is clean under Moes bed. But we are not under Moes bed. We are under Jennys bed. We like Jenny. She smells like pie.

The Ark of the Covenant, but don't tell anyone, I sort of stole it.

oh we know about what you and Jenny did in that church too.


shame on you snuffy!

but she offered pie, Moe, she offered pie!!

Ahhh lets see.......my weights, boxer shorts and some paper, oh and an alien body, and a time travelling device!

Stuff I don't want anyone seeing... my space ship, my spare light saber, yoda and a pack of chewy... oh.... my.... Jenny's under my roommate's bed.... his girlfriend must be over....

A backpack, bit of dust (hey! I vacuum cleaned just 2 days ago!), and a monster.
Well, almost..
It's the cat
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me has just shoved all my rubbish (school books etc) under there coz my mom doesnt wana see them! and theres fluff, yes.

WEll, lets see...Half a pack of crakers, two pint glasses, a box of kleenex, several cat toys, half a box of condoms, empty beer can, stolen q-tips, a shoe with no mate, a small colony of humanoids, dust bunnies, my evil twin, a sock, a towel, Jimmy Hoffa, a video tape, a box of pics and my cat.....Wow, I really need to clean.

and a partridge in a pear tree!

lol

* Lottie comes out from under bed wearling protective goggles, latex gloves and a dura mask* I have not looked under my bed in ages.

Hmmm... photographs, fluff, an old portfolio, more fluff, two pens, a pair of knickers, one sock, even more fluff, a huge spider! old passport, old airline ticket, a french dictionary, a teddy, remote control to dvd player and a secret box.

..And all the bodies that wouldn't fit in the crawl-space..

Sorry Lottie! Had to say it..

...including a nice little spot for Falco's when I get my hands on him.

i dont even want to loook

A Louisville Slugger, a 12 gauge pump shotgun, mace, and a stun gun.

Christ where do you live twpdyp??

LOL, 50 miles due north of Atlanta Georgia. Little town called Dahlonega, home of the biggest gold strike east of the Mississippi River.

Hope you realise I wasn't being rude!
Ahhh... near Atlanta Georgia...now I understand. I never felt entirely safe there, although I am genralising people in case this is misrepresented.

amby says:
dot will probably reply.....'the only thing under my bed is all the letters to amby that i write but never send cos i am too scared to tell him how i feel'

junk, food..., wrappers ( candy ), clouths I dont want, shoes, dead mice ( j/p ) and school books

A bunch of junk in those underbed storage boxes. Stuff that really should just be thrown out.

Hmmmmm...... Kerry buttons, kerry shirts,kerry mugs... could start up a store for the late ones ... O yah i forgot the kerry signs

You could so start your own Kerry campaign museum!

I think the most common under peoples beds are dust bunnies..yep, thats under my bed...

hmmmmmm sounds like fun I'll be rich! No... I couldn't get rid of it all... well....

O . Snuffy has Stolen Jenny form us. He has tatsed her pie.


Now we shall seek new pie.


we are sorry Jenny. But this must be done.


* cleans out space under bed, removing his fungus garden and William Shatner*

But William Shatner stares at Moe sadly and says " Do you want to be like common people? Do you want to sleep with common people ? Do you want to do what common people do ? "

We tell William that he needs to come out now because we need that space for Jenny's little sister. Her name is Amanda.

" Spock.. listen ...to... me... Spock. " he says to Moe " Pie.... is ... something you need to forget about. Spock... its me, Jim. "

We hug William Shatner. And tell him to go back under the bed. Eat some more mushrooms , dear Bill.

Dear Jesus,

would you like mushrooms on your cheese burger?

love,
Moe

Apart from alot of spiders who can tell......(I live in a tent...)AWWWWW..

Books, the access hatch to my secret underground base. Yes, like Spiderman in the cartoon show, I am a lowly clerk by day, by night I manage to have NORAD in a secret compartment under my bed. I am the superhero, Snacky Love.

To much noise !
Folks down stairs have aparty evry now and then would not mind but their taste in music is sh*te

My portly rabbit who does not want to be disturbed.

And who is now chewing on a wire...

Books. Namely, manga and dictionaries.

funny I came across this thread! I'm cleaning my room as I'm on the net. I am also cleaning under my bed. I got dust bunnies as u all kno. Some encyclopedias papers and a paintball gun.

Uh... I did have my lucky, blow-in-the-dark snorkle that I stole from a hobo with a unibrow under there... But not my matress is on the floor and I have no idea where the snorkle is...

dust... and lots of it!

I have a Bow,arrows ,1 paintball gun with hopper,tank,and plug,2 airsoft guns,old school work,and last a crossbow with bolts


Most people think iam crazy i wonder why??

Under your bed? I still have my Vote Democrat posters up on my walls....

Under my bed is amazingly clean..... oh wait, here's a sock. And.... fluff. Oh no! dust! *has a sneezing fit and passes out from lack of oxygen*

.... warning: looking under bed may cause an anyerism! (sp?)

Moe fed his mushrooms this morning. We woke up William Shatner. We made him mushroom soup . Now he does what common people do.


But we are under Amandas bed now. There is a world under here. Her small furry animal has built a dam. We think it may be a beaver . But we are not yet sure.

Residues of my dreams that has piled up for a year.






















It's called dust and lint technically.

under my bed is a box with my clothes

Every issue of SCREW magazine since October 1999. err.... My Handyman's Guide to DIY. oh and some Playboys...

seriously... some boxes of comics, some old junk from when I was like 12 such as Cyber Pets and Pogs... A box of books as my shelves are taken up with DVD's, my old Warhammer stuff and a box of my 'best' trainers. That's about it.

i made a mistake and looked!
ahem...
some old cds, playstations magazines, old comic books, socks, my long lost slippers, an old school text book from 6th grade....ohhh a cookie!!! oh oh! and my old trusty stuffed animal monkey! ive been looking for that....

If I had a dime...

Under my bed is a gun safe with guns in it...every once in a while my cat hangs out down there when he is looking to get away from everyone...

There are probably a few furballs and a spare sock or two that wandered away...