Post any pranks you could do in stores, malls, movie theatres, anything. Have fun!

I sorta have one. At movie theaters, if they say, "The Countdown To Your Movie Experience", yell out, "TEN!!" My friend Alicia did this once, and everybody looked at her funny.

at book places sit and read for as long as you can before the security people come at closing time.

well a group of my friends and I broke into another friends car with an extra key, and we lightly put petroleum jelly on the stering wheel. We also saran wrapped his car.

At the movies if the movie is really boring me and my friends always sneeze really loud and. Also we have one friend sit across the room and say "BLESS YOU" really loud...comedy!

When you're going to the movies, get there twenty minutes earlier when they have all the questions up on the screen going over and over (actors names, different movies, quotes, etc...). When you get there, memorize all the answers and yell all of them out. Everyone will think you're smart.

Also, sit right next to someone you don't know, especially in an empty theatre.

In different stores, watch ALL of the cameras and every once and awhile duck behind clothes racks and such.

Has anyone else noticed how quiet it is in large stores like Wal-Mart. I don't get it, it's so large and people whisper anyway. That's why I just yell out "Why's it so quiet in here?"

When you're at any store,and something new is on display,wait till someone asks questions about it,then right after ask the exact same question.It helps if you are with a bunch of friends,cause you can pretend you don't know eachother,and all of em can ask about it too right after another.It is so funny when you do this cause it really pisses the people there to keep answering the same questions

BTW,you others also have some funny ideas

Go to your local Plaza/Mall or large Dept Store, with an Orange Juice .... Then tip it gradually (while walking) leaving a trail .... leading ALL the way to the Toilets (hehehe)

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

4) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

5) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

6) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

7) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

8) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

9) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

10) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

11) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

12) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

13) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

14) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

15) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

10 Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer



Number 10:

When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked
because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these
problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog
just died."



Number 9:

If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their
name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it
is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about
their company for as long as necessary.



Number 8:

Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you
been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as
she tries to figure out where the hell she could know you from.



Number 7:

If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends
plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any
friends... would you be my friend?"



Number 6:

If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for
bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.



Number 5:

Tell the telemarketer you are on "home arrest" and ask if they could
bring you a case of beer and some chips.




Number 4:

After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you.
When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give
your credit card number to a complete stranger.



Number 3:

Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they
will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When
the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number,
you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?"
The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!"



Number 2:

Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke.
"Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"




And first and foremost:

Number 1:

Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

Damn those are funny bone collector
Another way to annoy people...Call any randon person from the phone book.Call them and make up a crappy accent of some sort and talk with that.Talk to that person with that accent,and make it sem like you are angry.Say stuff like "why didn't you come pay?","Why did you kick my dog?",and stuff like that.Make sure that you sound angry and serious.

These are phone calls, so make sure your phone dosen't have caller ID. Here's what my buds and I did one night at a sleepover...

1.) Call a random person from the phone book and say, "Hi, I'm (insert pseudonym here) and I represent Sears. Would you be interested in purchasing a virtual coffee maker?" When we did this, the lady actually believed us and said, "Uh, no thanks, I'm not interested."

2.) Order a pizza for someone in your neighborhood.

3.) Call a random person and imitate Arnold Swartzeneggar. Say, "Hello, this is Arnold Swartzeneggar. I would like a quarter pounder with cheese and a large fries. Have it delivered to California in less than 5 hours or I'll be back."

I unfold shirts.

Call some random number and say, "hello. I'm Bobby Stumpabump. How may I help you?" then they might say somthing like "you called me" so just say "Yes. How may I help you?"

Weren't we going to call a TV infomercial and do that?

yeah. Let's try and maybe do it over the weekend

when a telemarket person calls try and sell them random things from your house, it really confuses them , when they insist they are not interested ....say nor am i and hang up

also you can pretend to be mad and ask them 'Are you the person i was yelling at yesterday' its cruel but hey they phoned me right?
lol

While in Wal Mart you could challenge random people to duels with gift wrap tubes.

I do that. Though I don't challenge...I scream "Have at thee!" and attack!

If you order out for a delivered pizza...ask if you're allowed to 'keep the box this time'..........that WILL throw them off............

ooh ooh! around thanksgiving time(yes, i do realize it's already passed, run around the supermarket with a sign saying "save the turkeys!!!" and when you get to where the turkeys are, pick one up and yell (so the whole store can hear you) "FRED!!! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THESE FRAUDS!!! NOW LOOK AT YOU!!!" ....yeah...

*pats luzer on head*

She's so CUTE!!!!!!!!

When I'm at McDonalds and they happen to have one of those contests going on at the time, I usually jump out of my seat and scream "OH MY GOD I WON!" Then I slowly sit down and say "Oh... no I didn't."

lol, that's not too shabby.....

That's rich colorless!

Hey art, ....uh, thanks

Another, (should I say 'bad' prank) is that where we work we have those electronic security tags.........you know the ones that go off when you leave the store..........we can 'accidentally' plant those on fellow co-workers.............it is amusing at times.........

haha. we used to do something like this, but at school. in the library they had those little tags on the books and we would pick out some really really embarassing book and hide it in a friends file so it'd beep when they left. lol.
everyone would think they were trying to sneak out with it.
i was such a nice friend.

Dude i can see one of my friend doing that but with like a vacuum tube thing like off a vacuum in the home stuff section.....

Wow you all are soo wild and crazy....im too paranoid they will backfire.....like say the "telimarketer" who you are saying that stuff to is really a kid playing a prank then there is no point cuzz your both pranking and has no effect....or soMthing else....

When they say over the loud speaker something like "Will(whoever) please report to the front desk yell really loud "No! THE VOICES ARE HAPPENING AGAIN! WHY WON'T THEY STOP?

lookit lookit!

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Put M&M's on layaway.

8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G. I. Joe's vs. the X-Men.

13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restroom.

16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store

18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! Pick me!"

20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

21. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink, explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

Hahahaha Classic list

1. Pay tolls with $100 bills
2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
3. Eat produce at the market; don't buy it
4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two
5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April
6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
7. Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.
8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines
9. Announce when you're going to the bathroom
10. Chew other people's pencils
11. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
12. Wear large hats during the movies
13. Touch strangers
14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus
15. Bite your dentist's finger
16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
18. Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads
19. Don't stand during hymns and anthems
20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa
21. Tell people they have bad breath
22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
23. Flirt with a friend's spouse
24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team
25. Shake with your left hand
26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone.
27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
28. Drum on every available surface.
29. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
30. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
31. Honk and wave to strangers.
32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
36. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
41. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

ok, i'm going to steal these from comedian Dane Cook, since no one has said them yet....

when you're at the airport, walk up to someone reading the newspaper or something, and just stand there... wait til they feel you there, and when they look up at you, look real serious and say "don't get on the flight" and walk away.

when you're at a fast food place, and you're ordering, act like you're thinking and finally point (you gotta point) at the menu behind the employee, and ask for something that doesn't exist on the menu.

Once I did that at home, but I was trying to do the James Bond theme. i was dashing around the house with my fingers shaped like a gun and shouting 'James Bond, 007!!!" Then I would do a half somersault and dart my eyes around suspiciously.

Go caroling on Christmas eve and sing REALLY badly but you have to keep a straight face so everyone thinks this is how you really sing. (we're doing that tonight with our friends)

just saw that on trigger happy tv, rat. (for all who don't know, it's a show where they play practical jokes on random people)

Cool! Another fun thing to do is run around Publix eating all the free samples on this one day where there's tons of free samples. (don't know what day it is) Then go back for more a ton of times. My friends and us did this too.

Go into a grocery store,wait until an emplyee is looking at you,and eat one of every candy,and then go back for more.See how they react

1. Switch price tags all around.
2. "Test" Ride the bikes around the store.
3. Test the performance of ALL steros at once to see which one you like.
4. Push the customer service button in each dept. as fast as you can for the whole store.
5. Get a cart go around the store and get a obscene amount of little packages and sorts and then leave the cart at the back of the store and go home.
6. While going to a movie, order a soda and some extra straws and pick up some napkins. Then proceed to shoot random ppl during the movie.
7. Put gum on the underpart of the cart handle. Mush it down so they wouldn't see it till they grab it.
8. Take shoes and put them in different boxes. ex. left and left in one box and right and right in another.
9. Pick up random stuff and put them in another shoppers cart. (good to give them embarassing stuff, u need no examples there)
10. Superglue a quarter to the floor in the toy section of the store.

Some of my favorites. Plz try them out.

the old cling wrap over the toilet bowl trick. heheheheh

hehe, I rember when the kmart in town was going out of buisness, they had a clearance sale, so I went, got on a bmx bike and did a wheelie in the store, hardly anything there...

Here's one, when at a restraunt, go up to the manger or something and ask suspicious questions about the place, like where the secuirty cameras aare, how you get into the cash resgister... speak in a low quick voice. when they don't answer go take a seat and change seats everyonce in a while to get closer to the register...

Go up to random people in stores and ask them if they've seen you children, let them know to tellyou if they see them (you children should be pretty gruesome when you describe them, maybe half bald?)

Follow random people, and when they look at you, hide behind aisles...

Bump into random people, or bump into the same person multiple times... try bumping into their car a few times to.

how about this one...it raelly happened too.


pay with a $200.00 bill and it has Geroge Bush Jr.'s face on it...

hehe, once at staples, I went to the computers that they have, opened word, and started typing random stuff, I would have conversations with my self. You can also type questions and see if people reply... or giveout your friend's number...