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Magikman
Dear GOD:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - Jane

Dear GOD:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry

Dear GOD:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - Mickey

Dear GOD:
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - Nan

Dear GOD:
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane

Dear GOD:
I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, Alison

Dear GOD:
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? - Lucy

Dear GOD:
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? Anita

Dear GOD:
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma

Dear GOD:
Who draws the lines around the countries? - Nan

Dear GOD:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil

Dear GOD:
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. -Jane

Dear GOD:
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla

Dear GOD:
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce

Dear GOD:
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend, (But I am not going to tell You who I am)

Dear GOD:
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. Tom L.

Dear GOD:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Bruce

Dear GOD:
If we come back as something else, please don't let me be Mary Horton - because I hate her. - Denise

Dear GOD:
If you give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You anything You want, except my money or my chess set. - Raphael

Dear GOD:
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. - Sam

Dear GOD:
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying - Elliott

Dear GOD:
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.- Rob

Dear GOD:
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha

Dear GOD:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it So I bet he stole your idea. - Sincerely, Donna

Dear GOD:
The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land, you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. - Eddie

Dear GOD:
I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already. - Charles
Homer
laugh.gif laugh.gif Excellent Magik! They were all good biggrin.gif
Loonboy
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Dear GOD:
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla


I like that one - but one of my faves is...
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A kindergarten teacher asked the children in her class to paint whatever they wished. Later, she inquired of each child what subject he or she was painting. ‘A picture of Mommy’, or ‘my cat’ were typical answers. One child, however, said, ‘I’m painting a picture of God.’ ‘How can you paint God?’ the teacher asked. ‘No one knows what God looks like.;
‘Wait till I finish my painting,’ the child replied.
 Budd Hopkins - ‘Sacred Spaces’, a photo-art essay, 1983


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Halo_Jones
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Dear GOD:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - Mickey


Sooo Sweet wub.gif

Thanks MM smile.gif
SpaceyKC



They were all great!
Thanks MM!! smile.gif
Tioria
Ahh those were precious smile.gif smile.gif
Kira
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Dear GOD:
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce


Ahhhh so cute thanks MM
emmy
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Dear GOD:
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce


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Dear GOD:
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma


[QUOTE]Dear GOD:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Bruce
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awww!! they are all great.

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EMIN3MSGURL217
AAAAWWWWW they are soo cute!!! i loved that! Thanks MM smile.gif
Althalus
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif They were brilliant, thanks.
Ronin6th
Here my favorite!

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If we come back as something else, please don't let me be Mary Horton - because I hate her. -


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It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend, (But I am not going to tell You who I am)


Hehe they are so cute!
*m3ntaL*PaTienT*
[QUOTE]Dear GOD:
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? Anita

thats pretty funny laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Great MM thanx
DarkSide
those are all great thanx MM
Nxt2Hvn
This is NOT to start a religious debate... I just thought it was really cute! You never know what kids will say! laugh.gif wink2.gif

A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.
Here are some they handed in:

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Dear God:
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
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Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You already have?
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Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.
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Dear God:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
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Dear God:
I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.
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Dear God:
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
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Dear God:
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
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Dear God:
Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
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Dear God:
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
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Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?
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Dear God:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?
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Dear God:
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.
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Dear God:
Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I prayed for was a puppy.
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Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
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Dear God:
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
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Dear God:
You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.
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Dear God:
I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
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Dear God:
Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best.
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Dear God:
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
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Dear God:
I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.
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Dear God:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.
<bleeding_heart>
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Dear God:  If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.



aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww !!!!
tendo
haha, way cute. and very very funny...little kids rawk...i want one! lol
doomgirl
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Dear GOD:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry

Dear GOD:
I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, Alison

Dear GOD:
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla

Dear GOD:
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce

Dear GOD:
If you give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You anything You want, except my money or my chess set. - Raphael

Dear GOD:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it So I bet he stole your idea. - Sincerely, Donna



laugh.gif laugh.gif kids can be so cute at times - like the times when they are sleeping whistling2.gif

thanks for sharing MM
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