So these two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Aw man, I just lost an electron!"
The other atom says, "Are you sure about that?"
And the first atom replies, "I'm positive!"
(add maniacal laughter here)
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that actually was funny
Ouch... That one was so dry it's actually funny 
Very old, very funny and in the wrong place. 
Ha Ha Ha ha ha. That was Funny
hahaha, that made me laugh alot more than i expected! hahah.
Bravo!
Bravo!
quite a funny joke
I think I heard that somewhere. But I can't rember where? Maybe it was the lead nuclear engineer for the company I work for, hmm...
What company would that be?
You got one snort out of me...
I got a joke...
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his crotch.
The bartender asks, "what's that steering wheel doing in your crotch?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, it's driveing me nuts."
I got a joke...
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his crotch.
The bartender asks, "what's that steering wheel doing in your crotch?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, it's driveing me nuts."
LoL ahaha
hehe those jokes made me laugh really hard...woo...I'm easily amused.
them jokes sucked here's a funny joke:
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
Insight, I've heard that before... But I still laughed? Maybe cause I'm too tired to think straight... Same goes for the blonde joke I practically fell on the floor laughing lol I'm still wet at the eyes from laughing so hard... I really need sleep lol.
I wonder how many people actually got the first one...
I like the first and second. I have heard the third waaaaaay to many times though...
I like the first and second. I have heard the third waaaaaay to many times though...
Groaned at the first one <g>, giggled at the second, heard the third too many times too, but it's still amusing.
I'm trying to think of a joke that's not too mature for this forum, but I'm having a really hard time of it.
Two gay guys in a Volkswagon . . .
um, no.
A UFO landed by this secluded farm . . .
um, no.
A professional athlete picked up a girl in a bar one night and . . .
REALLY no.
Okay. I give up.
I'm trying to think of a joke that's not too mature for this forum, but I'm having a really hard time of it.
Two gay guys in a Volkswagon . . .
um, no.
A UFO landed by this secluded farm . . .
um, no.
A professional athlete picked up a girl in a bar one night and . . .
REALLY no.
Okay.
I give up.
QUOTE(thug007 @ Dec 28 2004, 03:16 AM)
them jokes sucked here's a funny joke:
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
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Bwahahahahahaha! That's so very sad
never heard the third, but it wasn't funny
Here we go:
Three men are walking on a beach, an african american, a mexican american, and a american.
They find a lamp and rub and rub, and out pops a genie.
The genie says "since I can only grant three wishes each of you gets one"
The african american says"I wish all my people were happy and free back in africa" Poof, he disappears.
THe mexican says, "I wish all my people were happy and free in mexico" Poof, he's gone
Then the american says "So, all the mexicans and africans are out of america" THe genie replys "yes, that's right". The american says "I'll havea coke."
Here's another:
Three men are in a car, an african american, a mexican, and an arab, who's driving?
Answer: The police.
I don't mean any offense by these jokes, hopefully you won't take any, they are just JOKES.
Here we go:
Three men are walking on a beach, an african american, a mexican american, and a american.
They find a lamp and rub and rub, and out pops a genie.
The genie says "since I can only grant three wishes each of you gets one"
The african american says"I wish all my people were happy and free back in africa" Poof, he disappears.
THe mexican says, "I wish all my people were happy and free in mexico" Poof, he's gone
Then the american says "So, all the mexicans and africans are out of america" THe genie replys "yes, that's right". The american says "I'll havea coke."
Here's another:
Three men are in a car, an african american, a mexican, and an arab, who's driving?
Answer: The police.
I don't mean any offense by these jokes, hopefully you won't take any, they are just JOKES.
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Three men are in a car, an african american, a mexican, and an arab, who's driving?
Answer: The police.
Answer: The police.
ha ha ha that ones hilarious! that first one, zudo, wasnt much good. thug's blonde joke stunk. the atom one was funny. the pirate one was even funnier.
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