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Happy Happy Joy Joy
Ok, so i blew the conch to call a meeting. My name is Ralph, and my fat friend is Piggy. Now, were going to have to decide on our government. I think i should be leader. Littluns, please be quiet. Anyways, since im leader, ill elect jack as the leader of the hunters.

Oh, and well need a signal fire to make smoke so we could be rescued. Im warning you, im going to ***** about the fire until we die, so keep it lit.

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AutumnDragon
lol huh? what do we post?
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Your name is Roger, and your sidekick to Jack. Please do not kick over any more sand castles, it makes the littluns sad.
Me_Again
*BRINGS IN THE ICE CREAM CASTLES w00t.gif
OneEye
Let us leave an offering of a pig on a stick for a friendly friend thing for the beast who resides at the top of the mountain on this small island of ours....

(I read the book, but wasn't really paying attention)
Deimos
I'm not gonna get left on no island. I'm gonna fly away with my jetpack! I can take two others, who's with me?
pagan_jedi_girl
Me please????
*batts eyelashes*
The Banana Pie Eater!
You don't need to bring me! I'll just use my lost Pirate skills...
Let's see...

Argh! Aye maytey! Yup their here! Harr harr harr! I will now make a boat for us all!
HolyDevil2053
I choose to start catching fish and opening up a sushi bar...anyone like to order? laugh.gif
spooks
me too please monsta, *flutters eyelashes* and *kisses monsta on cheek*
Deimos
well, looks like Spooks and Jedi are coming back to civilization with me. Don't worry, I'll return for anyone else who wants to leave thumbsup.gif
Nordic_Dragon
QUOTE(Happy Happy Joy Joy @ Dec 12 2004, 04:32 AM)
Ok, so i blew the conch to call a meeting. My name is Ralph, and my fat friend is Piggy. Now, were going to have to decide on our government. I think i should be leader. Littluns, please be quiet. Anyways, since im leader, ill elect jack as the leader of the hunters.

Oh, and well need a signal fire to make smoke so we could be rescued. Im warning you, im going to ***** about the fire until we die, so keep it lit.

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oh no! its a recreation of Lord of the Flies! (its a book for those of you who dont know)

i hated that book! it was disgusting!
Janiel
That book was horrible.
I hope to never touch it again.
I had hoped to never remember it.
Thanks for the memories.
Now it'll be stuck in my head for a while.
saRa
I saw the movie for that book and thought it was really sad...

For the stranded on an island thing.... I'd like to bring 3 books...

1. An inflatable book for the future that will come very soon.
2. A book that turns anything into something edible.
3. A giant book that could kill anyone that comes near the first book.
The Banana Pie Eater!
QUOTE(Nordic_Dragon @ Dec 12 2004, 11:54 AM)
QUOTE(Happy Happy Joy Joy @ Dec 12 2004, 04:32 AM)
Ok, so i blew the conch to call a meeting. My name is Ralph, and my fat friend is Piggy. Now, were going to have to decide on our government. I think i should be leader. Littluns, please be quiet. Anyways, since im leader, ill elect jack as the leader of the hunters.

Oh, and well need a signal fire to make smoke so we could be rescued. Im warning you, im going to ***** about the fire until we die, so keep it lit.

...
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oh no! its a recreation of Lord of the Flies! (its a book for those of you who dont know)

i hated that book! it was disgusting!
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How was that book? huh.gif
MonkeyMan
it was ok, i read halfways through it then i lost it,along with many other things(damn messy room tongue.gif )
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Jack! why did you let the fire go out!!! Now we might never get rescued!!! And for the last time - there is no beast!!
Canadian Rottweiler
I will use my 3 laser beams to start fires when needed(check avatar to see lasers)
snuffypuffer
Basing your scenario on the Lord of the Flies cannot possibly end well.
HolyDevil2053
Maybe I didn't take that class as a kid, but never read Lord of the Flies...almost started to watch the movie but for some apparent reason, didn't. I think I might look into it...is it interesting?
snuffypuffer
QUOTE(HolyDevil2053 @ Dec 13 2004, 05:37 AM)
Maybe I didn't take that class as a kid, but never read Lord of the Flies...almost started to watch the movie but for some apparent reason, didn't.  I think I might look into it...is it interesting?
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Yes, as a matter of fact, it is a pretty good book. Read it, then this whole thread will just give you the creeps
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HolyDevil2053
Really? I don't know if I want the creeps just yet...but I will look into it. Thanx. laugh.gif
snuffypuffer
Yeah, so be sure to carry around a sharp stick.
Insight
So this grasshopper walks into a bar...
girty1600
...And was quickly smashed by a hard-cover copy of Lord of the Flies
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Stop fooling around littluns!! We have to relight the fire!!! Oh my god oh my god i killed simon!! Hey jack give piggy his glasses back!!
Mishari
yeah i didn't like that book either!
SerenitysRiver
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Not Lord of the FLIES!

Sophmore year back to haunt me again! NOOOO! ACK!

*twitches uncontrollably and dies*
Canadian Rottweiler
QUOTE(Happy Happy Joy Joy @ Dec 13 2004, 04:02 PM)
Stop fooling around littluns!! We have to relight the fire!!! Oh my god oh my god i killed simon!! Hey jack give piggy his glasses back!!
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I will start a fire with my 3 laser beams cool.gif (check avatar)
SerenitysRiver
*cries as she realises she died landing on sharp glass*

Oh.... so that's where Piggy's glasses went.....
MonkeyMan
He was a good fatr little kid. Always talking about the monster....
SerenitysRiver
What monster? I don't see a monster!

*sees evil demon children*

Ooooh.... I get it now....
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