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Canadian Rottweiler
QUOTE(Anson_Kail @ Dec 22 2004, 11:56 PM)
Once you taste Coke, Pepsi seems like flat syrup.
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Once you taste pepsi,Coke is like hot burning acid from the bottom of a garbage can.
Canadian Rottweiler
That is true.Also,if you put a new steel nail into a cup with coke,the nail will be gone within 24 hours.With pepsi,it takes a week,and the nail doesn't completely disintegrate.SO,proves that coke burns your stomach,and pepsi is nowhere near severe grin2.gif
BurnSide
One day to go, Coke STILL in the lead with 14 votes.

I'd say it's all over.
MonkeyMan
coke always prevails casue coke has something pepsi will never have........bite. Coke also was around loinger and pepsi is just a horibble knock off that somehow caught on. Pepsi is a copycat too.Remeber vanilla coke? ANd how 2 weeks after you saw pepsi vanilla came out? Same thing wiht coke c2.Pepsi SUCkS *********************.there got it out of my system
BurnSide
Holy Crap, 18 votes ahead!!!
MonkeyMan
coke always prevails
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BurnSide
Of course.
Mainly because it doesn't taste like human waste products.
Subtemperate
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* To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.


I have tried that, and it doesn work....just makes everything sticky.....

In fact most of those coke facts have been debunked.....
BurnSide
haha if anyone takes that seriously they're in for a suprise.
Lottie
I voted coke! The all round good guy, even good for getting the loo sparkly clean. grin2.gif Pepsi is crap.
BurnSide
Damn right! The lady knows her stuff.
Werewolf of Doom
Coke is so much better! Not as much carbon dioxide(I think it is) in Coke as in Pepsi.
BurnSide
19 votes ahead!
Woooooooo!!
Werewolf of Doom
Wazoo! Sugoi! Bonzai! Boo-yah! laugh.gif thumbsup.gif mmmmm...coke... wub.gif
MonkeyMan
pepsi has that crappt tangy watery taste to it
Deimos
alright, the deadline is here. The people have spoken, and Coke is the winner!! thumbup.gif
MonkeyMan
I agree 100% with MHX
Mad Manfred
This is bullninny! I demand a RECOUNT!
BurnSide
Alright.

On the recount, i see Pepsi having a very measily 36 votes, with Coke getting 19 more votes for a total of 55.

That, dear sirs, is THRASHED.
strichar
user posted image
Trade union leaders in the United States have said they are suing the soft-drinks company Coca-Cola for allegedly hiring right-wing death squads to terrorise workers at its Colombian bottling plant.
A spokesman for Coca-Cola in Atlanta said its Colombian bottling plants were run by business partners and denied any wrongdoing by the company.



We do not own or operate the plants

Rafael Fernandez Quiros
Coca-Cola
Lawyers for the United Steel workers union say they will file the lawsuit in Miami on Friday on behalf of the Colombian union Sinaltrainal.

The suit alleges that Coca-Cola and Panamerican Beverages, its principal bottler in Latin America, waged what union leaders describe as a campaign of terror, using paramilitaries to kill, torture and kidnap union leaders in Colombia.

Indirect responsbility

In a 66-page complaint presented at a news conference in Bogota, Sinaltrainal alleges that Coca-Cola bears indirect responsibility for the killing of Isidro Segundo Gil, a union leader shot dead on 5 December 1996.

The plaintiffs will cite the Alien Tort Claims Act, a centuries-old law which allows foreigners to sue US companies for damages caused abroad.

More than 50 union leaders have been killed in Colombia this year, 128 last year and more than 1,500 in the past 10 years, according to the complaint.

Sinaltrainal represents 2,300 food workers in Colombia including 500 employees at plants where Coca-Cola is bottled.

Allegations denied

"Coca-Cola denies any connection to any human-rights violation of this type," company spokesman Rafael Fernandez Quiros said from the company's headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia.

"We do not own or operate the plants," added Mr Quiros.

Colombia has been locked in a bloody, 37-year civil war between leftist rebels and right-wing paramilitaries and the armed forces in which hundreds of unionists have died.

Coke results

Coca-Cola reported a 22% rise in net income for the second quarter on Wednesday.



Daft: We are still not reaching our full potential in some key markets

The world's biggest soft drink maker earned $1.1bn, higher than analyst forecasts, compared with $926m in the same period of 2000.

"Despite our growth in a tough economic climate, we are still not satisfied that we are reaching our full potential in some key markets, and we are determined to do so," Coca-Cola chief executive Douglas Daft said.



Yep, what do you all think now? hmm.gif
Mad Manfred
No, no. You have to count those that didn't vote...twice. And then multiply by three to be fair...then there is sure to be an accurate result.
jenk
*grabs a can of pepsi.....grabs a can of coke.....gets out a glass.....looks around. Adds the two while laughing crazily. Takes sip* OMG! *has discovered the elixir of youth*
Mad Manfred
Coke mixed with Pepsi is just homebrand Cola thumbsup.gif Thats why they suck.
Purrunchi
pepsi sucks!!!!!!!!!!!

w00t.gif ALWAYS COCA COLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :
BurnSide
20 votes ahead!!!
Feenix Fire
three cheers for coke! w00t.gif
Canadian Rottweiler
Oh,something i forgot,i mixed up pepsi and coke votes,pepsi is actually the winning one,where it says coke,it's supposed to be pepsi,and coke is the losing one,sorry for any inconveniance coke lovers tongue.gif

GO PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BurnSide
Nice try, no dice. It's very obvious what the people prefer here.
Deimos
The people have spoken. HOw sad that your own thread would backfire tongue.gif Go COKE!!!!!!! w00t.gif!
Canadian Rottweiler
You can have your little dumb votes,but pepsi will always be around in competiton with coke.And i wonder how it would have been if EVERYONE on UM voted mellow.gif
Deimos
^ do I sense some hostility? Sore loser tongue.gif
Canadian Rottweiler
QUOTE(Monster Hunter X @ Dec 23 2004, 08:34 PM)
^ do I sense some hostility? Sore loser tongue.gif
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And you are too cocky tongue.gif Seriously,everyone on UM should vote,that would be cool grin2.gif
Mad Manfred
Coke won? Good to hear...never gave up hope! grin2.gif
Canadian Rottweiler
Well,pepsi got 2 votes last night,coke got none,but unfortuanetely coke won.But there will be another thread like this in the future ph34r.gif
MonkeyMan
coke will alwyas prevail
Deimos
yeah, the deadline is here like you said. So sad how your own thread wouldbackfire tongue.gif btw, what would be the point of having ANOTHER one of these threads? do you want to embarass Pepsi again? I'm up for that! laugh.gif tongue.gif
Canadian Rottweiler
QUOTE(Monster Hunter X @ Dec 24 2004, 03:00 PM)
yeah, the deadline is here like you said. So sad how your own thread wouldbackfire tongue.gif btw, what would be the point of having ANOTHER one of these threads? do you want to embarass Pepsi again? I'm up for that! laugh.gif tongue.gif
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No,a thread that is on the opening page of the forum that is a big official event that everyone on UM can see and vote original.gif
Arsenik
Oh no...the poll! LOOK! Save the Pepsi! *gasp*
Thistle
QUOTE(Canadian Rottweiler @ Dec 24 2004, 06:08 PM)
unfortuanetely coke won.But there will be another thread like this in the future ph34r.gif
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I wouldn't bank on it Canadian

And as a winner has bn decided on, I declare this thread closed

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