>a) Innovative
>b) Preliminary
>c) Proliferation
>d) Cinnamon
>e) Anonymous
>
>
>Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
>a) Specificity
>
British Constitution > c) Passive-aggressive disorder
>d) Transubstantiate
>e) Instantaneous
>
> Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
>
>a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
>b) Nope, no more booze for me.
>c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
>d) No kebab for me, thank you.
>e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
>f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
>g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
>h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
>co-ordination.
> I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
>j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
>k) Look, it would be great to have a shag but I hardly know you and we
>will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
> l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because
>he knows her or something.
> m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try
>balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
> n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in
>that hedge.
>o) I really believe in prohibition.
>p) I honestly don't think the rest of the city center wants to see my
>bare ass.
> q) No..you are not my bestest mate in the whole world. I've only known
>you for a few hours.
>r) I'm sure those young women are extremely intelligent and have
>wonderful personalities.
> s) Im sure my feet would be damaged for life if I take my shoes off and
>walk all the way home.
>t) A creamy cocktail followed by 4 shots of tequila...?.surely that
>would be no good for my insides.
> u) Me? go for a pee in the mens room because the ladies queue is too
>long? I don't think so.
>v) I`ll just have a big glass of water before I go to bed so I don't
>have hangover in the morning.
