with them to their graves. However, it's highly unlikely that
one of those things will be a person's phone bill. A local
cemetary received a phone bill last week for David Towles at
his current address: Hillside Cemetary, Evergreen Section,
Auburn, Mass. Plot 01501. It seems that companies will hassle
you about bills even after you're dead. The cemetary's super- intendent Wayne Bloomquist was surprised to see the Sprint bill
for 12 cents, including 10 cents for a call placed on February
16th, five years after Towles died. Bloomquist sums up the
incident perfectly: "Our clients here don't usually get mail."