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educated cAVEmAN
im not really sure but according to legend sasquatches are the missing link between monkeys and humans... does that mean it is possible to breed a sasquatch and a human??...if it is possible i think the outcome would some thing that looks like me grin2.gif blink.gif
pete juffalo
id do a sasquatch wink2.gif
educated cAVEmAN
good to know...i think that what my mother said about 17 years ago...or maybe it was my dad
Lord_Kazius
no it is NOT possible! the sasquatch is believed to decend from a great ape (gigo)
we do not! different species, thats as intelligeble as mating with chimps..... if you did want some funk go find the wild men in syberia, believed to be neanthertal decendents thumbsup.gif
zudo
haha, I would not do a sasquatch, damn they ugly!

I'd do a humanoid alien though.. a pretty one.
Mysteryman
I believe there is possiblity. Its like saying - our sperm our eggs with a more advanced technological more evolved ape or monkey... I think it would work - but of course you would have to get the seman and/or eggs in order to experiment...
educated cAVEmAN
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believe there is possiblity. Its like saying - our sperm our eggs with a more advanced technological more evolved ape or monkey... I think it would work - but of course you would have to get the seman and/or eggs in order to experiment...


you have a good point...we will never know for sure...our big buddy is much too shy. oh well...
The Skeptic Eric Raven
Zero chance otherwise you would see alot of monkey human mixes in Africa. That does happen there(men having sex with monkeys). People can be very sick(bestiality).
man_in_mudboots
well, if Sasquatches existed at all, and they are as closely realted to humans as some Cryptozoolgists assert, i dont see why they couldnt, although the offspring themselves might be incapable of reproducing.
The Skeptic Eric Raven
Biology guys. Chimps share 99% of our DNA and can't mate with us. You can't tell me you think bf would be more than that. This thread is just goofy to start with.
AtticusBlueprint
Why would anyone need to know if a person could have sex with a Sasquatch.

You sick freaks!
educated cAVEmAN
if apes share 99% of our dna...and big foot is the missing link between humans and apes then...what percent would they be??
Mysteryman
If they are related to us that closely in DNA wise, then why wouldn't the possiblity of offspring work...If there that close to being the same basic life of a human species - why wouldn't we at all be related. Seamen + egg, egg + seamen, it would work. I don't believe theres a 0 chance because like I said before, anything is possible?
The Banana Pie Eater!
What the crap????
You and your stupid questions! "Can you have sex whit a ghost?" "Can you give me a picture of a chubacabra that is not fake?" "Where is my pie?" "Can you get a baby if you have sex whit a bigfoot?"
I'm sick of it!!!!
Sorry you guys who have posted thouse things above... I'm just tired of it all...
Tia
Hey, I've found a pic of a possible sassy / human offspring....

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Sorry guys, I couldn't help myself. tongue.gif
educated cAVEmAN
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Hey, I've found a pic of a possible sassy / human offspring....




it ALMOST looks like me tongue.gif thumbsup.gif
Angel_of_Pain
I don't think it is possable...I don't really have much proof to back it up but I can say this...they...DON'T exist! End of story! tongue.gif But nice try Caveman! thumbsup.gif Keep up the good work!!
Richdog
QUOTE(The Banana Pie Eater! @ Dec 22 2004, 12:05 PM)
What the crap????
You and your stupid questions! "Can you have sex whit a ghost?" "Can you give me a picture of a chubacabra that is not fake?" "Where is my pie?" "Can you get a baby if you have sex whit a bigfoot?"
I'm sick of it!!!!
Sorry you guys who have posted thouse things above... I'm just tired of it all...
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Are you trying to tell us you wouldn't do a sasquatch? laugh.gif
Lord_Kazius
i would do a sasquatch, without a condom for i would be confident that no children will come of it. thumbsup.gif
Richdog
QUOTE(Lord_Kazius @ Dec 22 2004, 04:34 PM)
i would do a sasquatch, without a condom for i would be confident that no children will come of it. thumbsup.gif
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Ugh what if you catch a Sasquatchally Transmitted Disease? crying.gif
The Banana Pie Eater!
QUOTE(Richdog @ Dec 22 2004, 04:30 PM)
QUOTE(The Banana Pie Eater! @ Dec 22 2004, 12:05 PM)
What the crap????
You and your stupid questions! "Can you have sex whit a ghost?" "Can you give me a picture of a chubacabra that is not fake?" "Where is my pie?" "Can you get a baby if you have sex whit a bigfoot?"
I'm sick of it!!!!
Sorry you guys who have posted thouse things above... I'm just tired of it all...
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Are you trying to tell us you wouldn't do a sasquatch? laugh.gif
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dontgetit.gif ... mellow.gif ... I just said that it's impossible! You're just a fool if you even think about it!
Nothing personal ericraven2003... Just a stupid idea...
The Skeptic Eric Raven
There are some very stupid questions posted. Not saying any names, but I think some people must be off for xmas vactation and have nothing better to do then make up silly questions. No offense.
Richdog
QUOTE(ericraven2003 @ Dec 22 2004, 05:21 PM)
There are some very stupid questions posted. Not saying any names, but I think some people must be off for xmas vactation and have nothing better to do then make up silly questions. No offense.
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Maybe you (and Banana Pie Eater) just need to exercise that little thing called a 'sense of humour' sometimes. I'm sure you have one... somewhere... deep inside... santa.gif
Frogs
You guys never heard the story of Zana and her offspring?
Zana's Story
The Skeptic Eric Raven
I have a sense of humor but these people are putting these threads thinking they are real, not as a joke. It is kind of scary some of the crazy beliefs out there.
The Banana Pie Eater!
QUOTE(Richdog @ Dec 22 2004, 05:29 PM)
QUOTE(ericraven2003 @ Dec 22 2004, 05:21 PM)
There are some very stupid questions posted. Not saying any names, but I think some people must be off for xmas vactation and have nothing better to do then make up silly questions. No offense.
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Maybe you (and Banana Pie Eater) just need to exercise that little thing called a 'sense of humour' sometimes. I'm sure you have one... somewhere... deep inside... santa.gif
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I have a goooood sense of humor! tongue.gif
It's just that this isn't funny... It's weird wacko.gif I don't like thinking of it laugh.gif
educated cAVEmAN
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gh what if you catch a Sasquatchally Transmitted Disease? 


thats what i was gonna say


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There are some very stupid questions posted. Not saying any names, but I think some people must be off for xmas vactation and have nothing better to do then make up silly questions. No offense.


im still in skool...and this isnt exactly a joke but its not supposed to be at all serious, i was juss wonderin if anybody thought it was possible...you guys problems are that u take things too literaly, like i know this post is stupid, even if it was possible nobody would ever be sure because although i beleive sasquatches exist nobody could ever possibly mate with one or ever get a sample to bring into a lab for artificial insemination...i was juss wonderin wat u guys thought
educated cAVEmAN
and one more itch i need to scratch

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I don't think it is possable...I don't really have much proof to back it up but I can say this...they...DON'T exist! End of story!  But nice try Caveman!  Keep up the good work!!


exactly what proff do you have??... more societys beleive in variations of the sasquatch then they do in the christian religion... there are many religions in the world and all of them are different and some VERY different but in any society with storys of our big friend at least they are very similar (size,looks etc) sasquatch is easier to beleive then religion...
Deimos
what would make you think that? I mean, we share most of our genes with chimps but we can't cross breed a chimp with a human. even if we could, I don't think that's something you'd wanna do
Noob Siabot
QUOTE(pete juffalo @ Dec 21 2004, 10:23 AM)
id do a sasquatch wink2.gif
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psychicpowersarenice
Well, I think that it'd be possible to mix up any type of animal with another and get a weird new breed......I mean horses have bred with zebras, so have lions with tigers......I think maybe a mad, desperate scientist would be able to make a breed of sasquatch and human!!!
educated cAVEmAN
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I mean horses have bred with zebras, so have lions with tigers......I think maybe a mad, desperate scientist would be able to make a breed of sasquatch and human!!!


lol..you would have to be pretty desprate thumbsup.gif tongue.gif
Kabutarian
QUOTE(ericraven2003 @ Dec 21 2004, 05:56 PM)
Biology guys. Chimps share 99% of our DNA and can't mate with us. You can't tell me you think bf would be more than that. This thread is just goofy to start with.
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There's no evidence that chimps can't mate with humans, so don't assert that there is. It's just that no one's been stupid enough to try it yet. Chimps mating with humans would be the same as lions and tigers, or horses and donkeys... possible, but with infertile offspring.
The Skeptic Eric Raven
Your full of crap ask a zoologist. Chimps and humans cannot breed. Get an education. And your crazy if you don't think through out time, that some idot has not had sex with chimps. Heard of beastiality.
Kabutarian
QUOTE(ericraven2003 @ Dec 29 2004, 11:12 AM)
Your full of crap ask a zoologist.
You're obviously the one that needs to talk to a proffesional. You could use a few English classes as well.


Chimps and humans cannot breed. Get an education.
Maybe you should get some evidence to support your bullshit claim ;o


And your crazy if you don't think through out time, that some idot has not had sex with chimps. Heard of beastiality.
Of course someone has, but it hasn't been brought to the scientific community's attention, because it's up some backwater hellhole in Africa.
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The Skeptic Eric Raven
How old are you? Fifteen maybe. There is a stupid claim here. It is up to the believers of this idiotic claim to prove it. Not up to me to disprove it. All you have to do is ask a zoologist. Duh!Chimps and humans have an unequal number of chromosomes, which is just one reason why they couldn't make babies.
Kabutarian
QUOTE(ericraven2003 @ Dec 29 2004, 11:40 AM)
How old are you?  Fifteen maybe.
18, actually.


Their is a stupid claim here. It is up to the believers of this idiotic claim to prove it.
It's just common sense, Einstein. Of course humans can breed with 99% cousins.


Not up to me to disprove it.
Go look on the DIscovery website for "Humanzee".


All you have to do is ask a zoologist. Duh!
... Which you obviously haven't done. Duh!


Chimps and humans have an unequal number of chromosomes, which is just one reason why they couldn't make babies.
So do horses and donkies, yet we have mules running around.
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The Skeptic Eric Raven
Get over it idiot.You started the name calling.There hasn't been concrete proof of this supposed breeding. If it was possible, it would have been done by now(because some males will mate with anything). We would already have a scientifically proven example of it.
Kabutarian
QUOTE(ericraven2003 @ Dec 29 2004, 11:50 AM)
Get over it idiot.
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Whatever you say... When someone stoops to purely name calling, you know you've one. Which I apparently have.
The Skeptic Eric Raven
In your early post, you posted I am a retard. So you began it.
Kabutarian
QUOTE(ericraven2003 @ Dec 29 2004, 11:55 AM)
In your early post, you posted I am a retard. So you began it.
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But that was in addition to real material. I may have started it, but you're the one who ended up doing nothing but.


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There hasn't been concrete proof of this supposed breeding.
So? THere's no concrete proof for lots of things that people consider to be facts.


If it was possible, it would have been done by now(because some males will mate with anything).
Like I said, it's up some African backwater... can't you read?


We would already have a scientifically proven example of it.
No actually, thanks in part to bioethics.
Erikl
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Your full of crap ask a zoologist.

You're obviously the one that needs to talk to a proffesional. You could use a few English classes as well.


It is said that when a person get down into insulting people, he has no real point tongue.gif.

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Chimps and humans cannot breed. Get an education.

Oh? And I guess you have experiments that prove that?
The fact that Lions and Tigers can breed, that Donkeys and Horses can, actually make a strong case that Chimps and humans can breed as well.

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And your crazy if you don't think through out time, that some idot has not had sex with chimps. Heard of beastiality.

Even if humans did have sex with Chimps, the offspring will surely be infertile, and so will be an evolutionary dead end, thus you won't be seeing a nation of Chimp-men walking around in African jungles tongue.gif
The Skeptic Eric Raven
As rational humans we go by scientific proof not conjecture. I wish to apologize if I got nasty. No offense. It is easy to get hot over differing opinions.
Kabutarian
Mm, apology accepted ~.o I'm just very touchy when it comes to misrepresenting scientific information
dantheman2435
oh not crossbreeding oh not again....

I belive it may be possible to crossbreed with a sasquatch, but it wound probly miscarrage a few times before it would be born, and even then the child would probly die of messy DNA
Feenix Fire
hairy men are such a turn off!
educated cAVEmAN
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In your early post, you posted I am a retard. So you began it.


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But that was in addition to real material. I may have started it, but you're the one who ended up doing nothing but.



no offence intended but u 2 sound like children..."you started it" lol...again no offence intended...

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hairy men are such a turn off!


DAMN ohmy.gif sad.gif ...im glad not ALL gurls think that...otherwise id be single ferever
Please Explain
Can someone tell me what is a SAMSQUAMCHES?
Genocyde
QUOTE(Please Explain @ Sep 8 2007, 10:33 PM) *
Can someone tell me what is a SAMSQUAMCHES?

You see when a man and a women (or sasquatch) love each other very much....or are drunk......or just bored.....wait, why am I telling you this? Go ask your parents!!!! grin2.gif
Pandora7321
QUOTE(Please Explain @ Sep 8 2007, 10:33 PM) *
Can someone tell me what is a SAMSQUAMCHES?


1) I can't believe this post is from almost 3 years ago and it's back on forum.
2) If you read this whole thread it's incredibly funny and childish. Made me giggle with the whole "you started it, no you did" argument.
3) This thread would be closed down immediately if it was today. Look at all the name calling and cursing!!

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